"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Sept
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Searz wrote:
Oh cmon.. That's the best you got? >.>
Yep, that was my best. I'll never be able to be involved again.
Thanks to Koksei, The_Nameless_Bard,JhoiJhoi, LaCorpse, JEFFY40HANDS and myself for the signatures! I am also a certified gangster.
Gratz, you now have the power to change toiletpaper with YOUR MIND.
I wish my *** didn't itch.
I wish my *** didn't itch.
"Games may not be art, but this one did wonderful things to my ****." - Roger Ebert
"I AM PRETTY SURE THIS MANGA IS VIOLATING SOME LAWS ABOUT CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
I CANNOT GET ENOUGH
****" - mencretnas, on Gigantomakhia
"I AM PRETTY SURE THIS MANGA IS VIOLATING SOME LAWS ABOUT CHILD PORNOGRAPHY
I CANNOT GET ENOUGH
****" - mencretnas, on Gigantomakhia
Maetrka
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Granted, but instead of grass he EATS CHILDREN... and poops blood.
I wish it was christmas.
I wish it was christmas.
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
letsgoROSH
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Wish granted, you get no presents and your dog is killed by a blizzard.
I wish I was a rich millionaire.
I wish I was a rich millionaire.
Want an awesome Phoenix Udyr jungle guide? CLICK HERE
Also, if I helped you out, don't forget to +Rep me! :)
Also, if I helped you out, don't forget to +Rep me! :)
zomgpwnedanoob
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Wish granted, but it's all in Zim Dollars(worth almost nothing, better used as toilet paper).
I wish i could sing as well as the girls in Hot Problems. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__HeE6NWmDE
I wish i could sing as well as the girls in Hot Problems. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__HeE6NWmDE
Thanks to JEFFY40HANDS for the awesome sig:D
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@tehAsian
Wish granted, but it was all a joke.
Oh cmon.. That's the best you got? >.>