Searz wrote:
Oh cmon.. That's the best you got? >.>
Yep, that was my best. I'll never be able to be involved again.
Thanks to Koksei, The_Nameless_Bard,JhoiJhoi, LaCorpse, JEFFY40HANDS and myself for the signatures! I am also a certified gangster.
Gratz, you now have the power to change toiletpaper with YOUR MIND.
I wish my *** didn't itch.
I wish my *** didn't itch.
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Granted, but instead of grass he EATS CHILDREN... and poops blood.
I wish it was christmas.
I wish it was christmas.
"every now and again you come across a game that has so little emotional connection to who you are that you end up standing there, gazing at the screen and saying "I'm just pressing buttons and my life has no meaning,"" - Colin Campbell
Wish granted, you get no presents and your dog is killed by a blizzard.
I wish I was a rich millionaire.
I wish I was a rich millionaire.
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Also, if I helped you out, don't forget to +Rep me! :)
Also, if I helped you out, don't forget to +Rep me! :)
Wish granted, but it's all in Zim Dollars(worth almost nothing, better used as toilet paper).
I wish i could sing as well as the girls in Hot Problems. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__HeE6NWmDE
I wish i could sing as well as the girls in Hot Problems. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__HeE6NWmDE
Thanks to JEFFY40HANDS for the awesome sig:D
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Wish granted, but it was all a joke.
Oh cmon.. That's the best you got? >.>