Another Nick thread.
Move along people. Nothing intellectual to be seen here.
Move along people. Nothing intellectual to be seen here.
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"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
Yeah seriously. No brain cells were injured in the making of this thread. None were in the vicinity.

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yet so many people get these items...
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But why buy them on
Teemo if you can get better items like
Wit's End,
Frozen Mallet or
Wriggle's Lantern first. Hell, even
Nashor's Tooth is better. Even on the champ, which would suit them best, they are not first pick.
And
Kog'Maw doesn't build them anymore for a while now. On-hit just isn't viable. AD Kog all the way.
Finally, on which champ except
Teemo they would be usefull? Also counting in how much
Madred's Bloodrazor costs and how easy it gets countered.
And why people using them? Well, they are really big noob traps. All stats look so awsome first, until you exploit their weakneses. It is the same problem like
Nashor's Tooth.





And

Finally, on which champ except


And why people using them? Well, they are really big noob traps. All stats look so awsome first, until you exploit their weakneses. It is the same problem like


You fail to mention -
Malady's bad itemisation (no champion wants AP, MPen, and AS (together) in most circumstances)
That's the main reason people don't get it.
As for Madred's, I agree. Proc is too small, and it doesn't give you anything else. A better way to counter health stacking is to just get decent items and do damage that way.
Quick fix -
4% Magic Damage changed to 5% physical
AD from 40 to 55
Reduce recipe price to 550
Malady's bad itemisation (no champion wants AP, MPen, and AS (together) in most circumstances)
That's the main reason people don't get it.
As for Madred's, I agree. Proc is too small, and it doesn't give you anything else. A better way to counter health stacking is to just get decent items and do damage that way.
Quick fix -
4% Magic Damage changed to 5% physical
AD from 40 to 55
Reduce recipe price to 550

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Problems with
Problems with
These two items could work perfectly together if they wouldn't suck like that.