"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
MDC
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CasterMaster wrote:
Needs more cheese in life. Anyone ever had cheese in sushi?
If it would be fitaki cheese, it would be awesome.
on the other note. I'm finally on my first paid vacation. 2 weeks of work damage me mentally more than I could imagine.
Cho is MEGAZERGLING!
Keondre
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Of course he has trouble writing short stuff... he always writes "essays":P
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MDC
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Keondre wrote:
Of course he has trouble writing short stuff... he always writes "essays":P
Yea, I bet he's overcompensating for something :)
Nice invis text :P
It's #282828 for invis and #303030 for partially invis.
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I like almost every type of food but I HATE CHEESE!
Let's talk about ice cream instead. I like pistache ice cream :3
Let's talk about ice cream instead. I like pistache ice cream :3
DuffTime wrote:
ok ok plz carry me omg
i was only waiting for you to ask
Temzilla wrote:
Too hot to be icecream.
Luther3000 wrote:
He looks like a hair gel advert on legs
Toshabi wrote:
Icecreamy, with hair as slick and smooth as the ocean waves of Cocobana
MDC
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MDC wrote:
Seriously, how can you like that kind of ice cream? Tried it once. Once.
QFT!
How about ice cream... with cheese flavour..
Ty MM and Blood for the sigs :3 | Rammus is comming back - heard it here first!
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I like straciatella ice cream too :3
cheese ice cream? dafuq.
cheese ice cream? dafuq.
DuffTime wrote:
ok ok plz carry me omg
i was only waiting for you to ask
Temzilla wrote:
Too hot to be icecream.
Luther3000 wrote:
He looks like a hair gel advert on legs
Toshabi wrote:
Icecreamy, with hair as slick and smooth as the ocean waves of Cocobana
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I will partake in no such thing!
And CM, you have problems with writing short things, don't you?