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Behold, mortals. A few moments ago, deep in the magnificence of my brain, it happened. A genius thought occured, one that would change my life forever. I have created the ultimate LoL pickup line. Brace yourself, for this shall surely bloweth thy mind:
'When I first met you, it was like playing mid against Ahri with no magic resist'
Guaranteed to pick up all LoL chicks within a five mile radius. As an optional follow up:
'I couldn't dodge your charms, you took me from 100 to 0 and my heart stopped beating'
To sum up, I am a genius who will soon be having sex with multiple LoL fangirls. That is all.
'When I first met you, it was like playing mid against Ahri with no magic resist'
Guaranteed to pick up all LoL chicks within a five mile radius. As an optional follow up:
'I couldn't dodge your charms, you took me from 100 to 0 and my heart stopped beating'
To sum up, I am a genius who will soon be having sex with multiple LoL fangirls. That is all.
and this is crazy
but you charm like Ahri
so f*** me maybe
:>
It'd work on me :P
[1:48:18] Luther3000: [1:46] Luther3000: When I first met you, it was like playing mid against Ahri with no magic resist
[1:48:22] Jovana: smooth