The Ultimate Nonsense Thread!

[quote=CasterMaster]I'd rather have bluemail. Blackmail is too harsh =\[/quote]

[quote=FalseoGod]That's racism if I ever saw it :o[/quote]

[quote=CasterMaster]It's not racist, it's just color preference o_O I'd rather have mail that's [color=blue]blue[/color] because it's my favorite color or one of my preferred ones o_O or make it [color=purple]purple[/color] =D[/quote]

[quote=CasterMaster]So let's do a quick rundown of the most popular bot lane setup that wins many many games: [[alistar]]/[[vayne]]: Ultimate Kill Lane [[corki]]/[[janna]]: Popped to Death [[caitlyn]]/[[taric]]: Lane of Pain [[sivir]]/[[soraka]]: FarmfestGG <<[b]currently my favorite[/b] [[ashe]]/[[sona]]: CC City [[graves]]/[b]Insert support here[/b]: Get face-wiped [[kog'maw]]/[[lulu]]: All-around the Death Cab <<[b]Quite new, but very effective in all situations except sustain[/b] [[ezreal]]/[[ezreal]]: [[trueshot barrage]] [[tristana]]/[[blitzcrank]]: Get Grabbed and get stabbed, counter [[soraka]] 24/7 [[varus]]/[[nidalee]]: Poke Poke Poke Poke <<[b]Underestimated[/b][/quote]

[quote=FalseoGod]You mean [[Ezreal]]+[[Lux]]? Insanity poke 2000? I also like [[Tristana]] with any stunner support, specially post level 6, where I can jump over, push with ulti, deal TONS OF DAMAGE On a sidenote, people still getting owned versus Darius. Lawl.[/quote]

[quote=FalseoGod]I will now start rating guides by comparing them to writers. E.G. "-1 Very Nicholas Sparks of you" = brings nothing new, utterly pointless "+1 Virgina Woolf Approves" = Interesting read. Probably didn't do it all at once since the guide was huge. Author has lesbian tendencies.[/quote]

[quote=WonderofaFeeling]That would only make you a troll and probably damage the system further.[/quote]

[quote=FalseoGod]But I bet I could make someone orgasm in joy after getting something like "That's quite J.K.Rowling. Not the most eloquent, but you get the point across, and people will love this just because it makes for a nice read" What's the worse author I could give someone? Twilight hate is half-expected.[/quote]

[quote=WonderofaFeeling]That wasn't my point but I wouldn't bet you anyways because I'm sure you'd be quite successful.[/quote]

[quote=TreyDobe]I like pie...just wanted everyone to know.[/quote]