Amazing.
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
HAHAHAHA been waiting so long for this one and it was even better then I hoped :D So going to play some tf 2 now! Before my internet shuts down, like a great burning zombie in time jumping shooting game with a main character looking like Vin Diesel once said ''BURN BABY BURN''
LOL wow so good
Bloofyre wrote:
May a squadron of beautiful vaginas find their way to your crotch by day's end.
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