Hah, I was gonna keep my skepticism down, but naah.
I don't quite believe those events are true.
Did he leave after you pestered him the first time?
Also; I think it's time we see your face in the faces thread Tosh :P
I don't quite believe those events are true.
Did he leave after you pestered him the first time?
Also; I think it's time we see your face in the faces thread Tosh :P
"Gold can't buy you rape." - Mr Sark
PotatisFarfar wrote:
He is a dirty ******. You don't wanna defile your clean white eyes with his presence.
That's why I got the eye bleach.
OH MAI GOWD
A BLACK PERSON
That's a first.
A BLACK PERSON
That's a first.
"I walked up to her big butt and asked her *** butt what." - Lil Wayne, lyrical genius
"I can't decide where I stand on abortion, on one hand it is killing children, on the other it gives women a choice." - ???
"I can't decide where I stand on abortion, on one hand it is killing children, on the other it gives women a choice." - ???
Wait what? So the bleach isn't for your eyebrows, but for your skin?
That's gotta hurt...
That's gotta hurt...
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
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