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PotatisFarfar wrote:
He is a dirty ******. You don't wanna defile your clean white eyes with his presence.
That's why I got the eye bleach.
OH MAI GOWD
A BLACK PERSON
That's a first.
A BLACK PERSON
That's a first.
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I'm waiting to grow out my evil goatee and grow out my eye brows a bit more. Then bleach em white. Yup. It'll be a while.
jhoijhoi wrote:
Also, I think the levels of immorality in this thread are astounding. You'd really throw a child off a boat for your own luggage? Wow.
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