Hah, I was gonna keep my skepticism down, but naah.
I don't quite believe those events are true.
Did he leave after you pestered him the first time?
Also; I think it's time we see your face in the faces thread Tosh :P
I don't quite believe those events are true.
Did he leave after you pestered him the first time?
Also; I think it's time we see your face in the faces thread Tosh :P
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
PotatisFarfar wrote:
He is a dirty ******. You don't wanna defile your clean white eyes with his presence.
That's why I got the eye bleach.
I'm waiting to grow out my evil goatee and grow out my eye brows a bit more. Then bleach em white. Yup. It'll be a while.
MrCuddowls wrote:
Hahahaha telling me my items are bad HHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAhA
Listen buddy don't judge someone's items if your only level 13
This build is Platinum approved, Thats all you need to know
Wait what? So the bleach isn't for your eyebrows, but for your skin?
That's gotta hurt...
That's gotta hurt...
"If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses." - Henry Ford
"I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F Roberts
"I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen F Roberts
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