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PotatisFarfar wrote:
I actually Got it infected once! It is my biggest feat in gaming to date!
I got it once as well.. so annoying.
I always use Madagascar as an answer to questions like "If josh turned into a zombie, and each zombie infected 2 other people, how long would it take to infect the whole world?". People expect an answer to due with a geometric progression, yet no one so far as show me a way to infect Madagascar with zombie virus.
Aeroplane with infected crashes on Madagascar.
Dun dun dun.
Dun dun dun.
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
LOL @VAAN GETTING AN A
Thanks to TRUeLM, Plastictree, Scrax, Xiaowiriamu, foggy12, JahGFX, jhoijhoi, msrobinson, JEFFY40HANDS, Nyoike, MissMaw, and me :) for the sigs!
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(BTW I also realized the flaw in the slowing down the internet comment, but I figured it was a joke so it's kay)
yer not factoring time required to convince signals to go outside. We install port heaters to give them one last blast of heat before sending them out. Its built into all the modems, no way any respectable signal would go outside without it! However they some times slow down and get backed up on the way out...