Searz wrote:
Oh, indeed good sir. The very idea of standing in a line like that is preposterous.
I'm currently sipping on tea most perfectly brewed by my dear Android.
Oh the people of today. They wouldn't see something good if it walked up and slapped them on the cheek!
Man, those new galaxy s3's are pretty crazy, I saw a guy playing crysis on one the other day.
Tri lane for life.
JEFFY40HANDS wrote:
I'm expecting iPhone 6 might come with a vibrator so you can **** yourself upon purchase.
Oh, but that feature has been available since iPhone 1 :)
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
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WHAT THE ****?
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