Searz wrote:
Oh, indeed good sir. The very idea of standing in a line like that is preposterous.
I'm currently sipping on tea most perfectly brewed by my dear Android.
Oh the people of today. They wouldn't see something good if it walked up and slapped them on the cheek!
Man, those new galaxy s3's are pretty crazy, I saw a guy playing crysis on one the other day.
Tri lane for life.
JEFFY40HANDS wrote:
I'm expecting iPhone 6 might come with a vibrator so you can **** yourself upon purchase.
Oh, but that feature has been available since iPhone 1 :)
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
You need to log in before commenting.
WHAT THE ****?
idontwanttoliveanymore.jpg