Lololol, let's hate on Apple a little.

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]WHY THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK? idontwanttoliveanymore.jpg[/quote]

[quote=Temzilla][quote=Searz] [quote=JEFFY40HANDS] What's that? People are still waiting in line for a new paper weight? Well, my Android phone made me pancakes this morning.[/quote] Oh, indeed good sir. The very idea of standing in a line like that is preposterous. I'm currently sipping on tea most perfectly brewed by my dear Android. Oh the people of today. They wouldn't see something good if it walked up and slapped them on the cheek! [/quote] Man, those new galaxy s3's are pretty crazy, I saw a guy playing crysis on one the other day.[/quote]

[quote=Searz]Meeh, Nexus>all.[/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]I'm expecting iPhone 6 might come with a vibrator so you can fuck yourself upon purchase.[/quote]

[quote=Searz][quote=JEFFY40HANDS] I'm expecting iPhone 6 might come with a vibrator so you can fuck yourself upon purchase.[/quote] Oh, but that feature has been available since iPhone 1 :)[/quote]

[quote=Vavena]hahaha Searz.. I see what you did there.[/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]Oh, well then I guess they've upgraded the size.[/quote]

[quote=Toshabi][youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n7ZyS_g0DQ[/youtube][/quote]

[quote=JEFFY40HANDS]Picard man, had Pad before it got selfish. ("i"Pad, GET IT?)[/quote]