Murder at Vayne Manor

[quote=Jovy][center][color=#ffff00][h3]Champion and Skin Sale; Murder at Vayne Manor[/h3][/color] [url=http://na.leagueoflegends.com/news/champion-and-skin-sale-murder-vayne-manor][h4]Posted by Vayne on Mon, 2012-10-01 16:08[/h4][/url][/center] Ladies. Gentlemen. Damnable fools. Not a soul leaves stately Vayne Manor until I reveal the uncouth ruffian amongst us who dares to ruin my night. There has been a murder. Here’s what I know: one casualty, third floor parlor. Our victim – a very wealthy benefactor of the Veteran Summoners Foundation, poised to donate a hefty sum. And one of you killed him. My maid Nidalee is, at this very moment, cleaning up the mess so that no further party-goers are alarmed. You champions are dangerously close to being debased and forever uninvited from these privileged events. Shall we peel back the shadows and ascertain our culprit? [center]. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .[/center] [columns][indent] [nextcol][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Katarina_Splash.jpg height=234 width=400 ] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol]As a Noxian assassin, you’d imagine Katarina would be our prime suspect. She insists that she’s only here to chat with the upper crust, and I haven’t seen her leave the foyer near the concert hall. [b]487 RP[/b].[/columns] [columns][indent] [nextcol][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Kog'maw_Splash.jpg height=234 width=400 ] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol]After inspecting the body, there was no evidence of void energy or caustic spittle, ruling out Kog’Maw as a suspect. We must remove him from the buffet, however. [b]487 RP[/b].[/columns] [columns][indent] [nextcol][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Graves_Splash.jpg height=234 width=400 ] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol]Puncture wounds perforate the body, but Graves’ shotgun, Destiny, doesn’t make holes like these. You’d notice powder burns on the tattered cloth and scorches on the skin. Outlaw, maybe, but I trust him within these walls. [b]487 RP[/b].[/columns] [center]. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .[/center] [columns][indent] [nextcol][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Sejuani_Sabretusk_Splash.jpg height=160 width=275 ] [nextcol][indent] [img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Sejuani_Sabretusk_SS.jpg height=154 width=265] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol]Sabretusk Sejuani is relegated to the downstairs parlors for I won’t have that boar tracking mud on my new carpet. Perhaps she could get a smaller breed of pig to hold while at my events? [b]487 RP[/b]. [/columns] [columns][indent] [nextcol][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Nunu_Demolisher_Splash.jpg height=160 width=275 ] [nextcol][indent][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Nunu_Demolisher_SS.jpg height=154 width=265] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol]The body was discovered on the third floor, an off-limits area for children like Demolisher Nunu. Willump, however, cleaned out the liquor cabinets. [b]487 RP[/b].[/columns] [columns][indent] [nextcol][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Nautilus_Abyssal_Splash.jpg height=160 width=275 ] [nextcol][indent][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Nautilus_Abyssal_SS.jpg height=154 width=265] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol]Abyssal Nautilus spent most of the party staring into my impressive tank of saltwater fish and searching for the bathroom. There are 73 bathrooms in this manor; how he could not find one escapes me. [b]487 RP[/b].[/columns] [center]. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .[/center] These champions and skins shall stay off the hook and on sale from October 2 to October 5. I will not rest until the killer lies riddled with silver bolts. But if none of these champions is the real killer, then… …who is?[/quote]

[quote=devdevil]Twas karthus who killed em, with his global ult xD[/quote]

[quote=Berzerk]It was the MAID. SELL US THE MAID!!![/quote]

[quote=Toshabi]Riot, why are you so corny?[/quote]

[quote=Minho]I wanna buy Kog, but I also wanna buy Sej skin. WHAT TO DO, WHAT TO DO![/quote]

[quote=Minho][quote=Berzerk] It was the MAID. SELL US THE MAID!!! [/quote][/quote]

[quote=Jovy][quote=Toshabi] Riot, why are you so corny? [/quote] it's getting worse @Minho, get koggieee[/quote]

[quote=A Chubby Baby]waiting for astronaut sale~~[/quote]

[quote=Syther Blade]best sale backround ever[/quote]

[quote=Jovy]you mean layout? :D[/quote]