"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Canoas
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Minho
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Yeh, I had everyone in my grade write LOVE on their right wrist.
I actually did that myself (can't write with my left hand at all though so it's on my left wrist) because I don't own a yellow shirt.
to everyone joking about it: that's really just not funny, thanks.
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The_Nameless_Bard wrote:
to everyone joking about it: that's really just not funny, thanks.
Then why am I laughing?
The_Nameless_Bard wrote:
to everyone joking about it: that's really just not funny, thanks.
And there's the problem right there.
If you can't joke about terrible things life becomes terribly depressing.
Sittin' on chimneys, putting fire up my ***.
"I biked 12km in a blizzard today and mice are chewing on my chocolate bars. Life's good."
"I biked 12km in a blizzard today and mice are chewing on my chocolate bars. Life's good."
Minho
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Minho wrote:
Found out brother is smoking weed and drinking at age 14..
Idk what to do, snitch or let him get caught.. FML, I es sad.
Be cool about it. Tell him that it's a very bad thing to do, but don't try to force your opinions on him or try to force him to stop.
The more you forbid kids to do something the more they want it.
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if I was thinking about it I would have done it today just to make a statement xD
Yea, lol.
Suicide awareness day - suicide rates up 500%.