"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
Canoas
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Minho
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Yeh, I had everyone in my grade write LOVE on their right wrist.
I actually did that myself (can't write with my left hand at all though so it's on my left wrist) because I don't own a yellow shirt.
to everyone joking about it: that's really just not funny, thanks.
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The_Nameless_Bard wrote:
to everyone joking about it: that's really just not funny, thanks.
Then why am I laughing?
The_Nameless_Bard wrote:
to everyone joking about it: that's really just not funny, thanks.
And there's the problem right there.
If you can't joke about terrible things life becomes terribly depressing.
Google has a job title called "Head of Black Community Engagement"..
I don't know whether to cry or laugh.. or both.
I don't know whether to cry or laugh.. or both.
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Minho wrote:
Found out brother is smoking weed and drinking at age 14..
Idk what to do, snitch or let him get caught.. FML, I es sad.
Be cool about it. Tell him that it's a very bad thing to do, but don't try to force your opinions on him or try to force him to stop.
The more you forbid kids to do something the more they want it.
"You can't have your privacy violated if you don't know your privacy is violated." - Mike Rogers, U.S. Representative for Michigan's 8th congressional district, 2013
I.e: Mike Rogers doesn't think it's rape unless the victim knows (s)he has been raped. Sounds legit.
I.e: Mike Rogers doesn't think it's rape unless the victim knows (s)he has been raped. Sounds legit.
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if I was thinking about it I would have done it today just to make a statement xD
Yea, lol.
Suicide awareness day - suicide rates up 500%.