Everyone needs a pat on the back once in a...

[quote=nachoAVGnerd]I know we all want to win, win, win. We can't have fun if we lose, that's insanity. I want to be noticed. I can play like the pros, I want a cookie. QQ, flame, feeder, and shit team. Seriously. WTF. OMG. really... Fix this RIOT, nerf this and buff that. OMG OP!!!! Before I get to my point, here's brief intoduction... I'm just a noob, about a month old. I first stumbled upon LOL bumping into a stream, watched for a while, aiding my insomnia. I thought to myself, this looks interesting. Quirky little characters, running around, killing some little scripted mushroom lookin things. Cool moves... So hmmm, so I waited, and waited. Trying to decipher the object of the game. Kill mushrooms, stay away from, towers, and dance the other team. "Hmmm, when do they stop dancing and fight each other?" I wanted to see a fight, so I started yelling at them. Scratched my head confused. GRRRR, grow a pair, ;asrkjrf;sefkbj rage quit... Relieve some stress, few mins later I come back... O.o Theres a bunch of towers jacked up, both teams are now dancing at the middle tower purple base. Nice, I must have missed some cool shit, intrigued again. Except now they are all syncronized shuffling... -.- MEH! I stop paying attention. Announcers going nutso, I tab over and the blue teams fighting this giant snake looking NPC thingy. Whoopie ding, They just wasted that NPC, meh, they could have done it solo. WTH was that nutbag with the heaedset freaking out about. Some people... ALT+TAB. FB stalk my buddies wifes, O.o... Nutbags freakin out again. So after about a minute or so of creeping I go back to check it out, Nutbags still tweeking and the blue team and thier mushrooms are wacking away at some towers, ROFLSTOMP some wandering PC, and wack away this big shiny thing... Victory. /shrug Nutbags freaking out still, talking he about cash $$, and I notice this little chat box and little nutcases are talkin OMG so an so is a BAMF. Soooooo PRO. etc. Girlies are saying this little dweeb looking Manboy is soooo cute. I'm thinking, cash $$ and girlies. WHAT. GAME ON!!!! DL and create summoner etc. Here I come notoriety. Too easy! Tuturials and checking out summoners, don't know if this games for me. Kind of boring. Let's team up against bots. Some clueless games feeding towers and bots. Noobs calling me noob. I start to figure it out. Now these bot games are to easy. PVP time BB. :) O.o :( /sigh RAGEQUIT. Not completely discouraged, I just need a different approach to the stardom I know is mine. Point, click, dance. Forumns and Guides BB!!! Reasearch FTW. After a few days of Obsesive nerding out I decide who my first champ will be. Screw the reccomended champs, to easy, I'm a legend in my own mind. This guy reccomends Kayle, she's a jack of all trades, he's to pro for them. I like him, we're kinsmen, I should let him know. PSH, yeah right, I dont have time for guppies. This is my pond, I'm the big fish, swim out the way or get eaten. So no shit, there I was top lane, crushing mushrooms aka Minions. Last hit... heh thats for wanna be pros. I'm flameswording the whole group. Don't people know the other "minions" are damaging my Minions. They arent just fodder, They're my Menions. I lead from the front. We are taking all these towers together. Leave no Mushion behind. Game after game, VICTORY. EXP & IP FTW. Lvl after level, unlocking runes and masteries. These fools don't even know about about runes and builds. I cookie cutter it up. I'm attack speed MONSTER. Run from me guppies, MUAAHHAHAHAHAHAH! Next Champ. Twenty bucks later, research, runes, masteries, and Shyvana FTW! Game after Game, nothing but boss mode. Ding, level 10. I should try PVP again. /halfgrin. I was right apparently alot of people don't know about runes, builds or MOBAFIRE. I'm to good top Kayle, and I can do the waltz anywhere with Shyvana. Ask my Mushmenions, they'll tell you. So a few more levels things I figure the guppies are starting to pick up the little nuances, getting tougher, gotta play smarter. I'm digging the challenge. Some wins, some losses. Loses, mostly due to the remaining ignorants and the guppies that think they're big fish. The smurfs that think they're pro... MEH! I'm quit, I do my thing. I only speak out when a know it all loud mouth thinks he can trash talk any one of my fellow team mates. Keep your mouth shut and let them discover and learn. Asshat. I got a buddy that would like to give you a peice of advice. "WATCH.... You're lane." I have to tell you my favorite games, win or loss, nobody says shit other than GG, TY, and NICE! There's no you go here or there, I'm doing this, blah blah blah. Every one uses common sense, reacts, and goes with their gut instict. Adapt and overcome baby. Hooah. We may ward, we may not. Some people MIA call, most don't but we use our eyeballs, minimap, and a little thing called situational awareness. If you can't see the little red circle with the faces in them. They're unnacounted for. Just saying. Anywho, win or loss its tryhard, learn a little something, GG. Throw some TW,FR,HLP, or Honors to the guys that help you learn a little something about your game play. Drive on. I started noticing we were playing alot of games without tanks and decided it was time to learn. We we're losing because of group compostition, I'll quietly fill that gap and go where I'm needed. So I notice this quiet proffesional, creeping around like some madman in a horror flick. Stalking his prey and waiting for the precise moment to strike. His presence felt throughout the entire battlefield. A legend in his own right, a perfect fit. nachoAVGninja, Shen, it was love a first fight. A champion after my own heart. Have no fear Mushenions, Shen is everywhere. Fellow summoners, call me a noob, a feeder, whatever you like. My K/D/A is not my main priority. I will continue to die for the greater good of the team. Some may see a loss, 3/12/9, and think "Meh, he's garbage." I promise you, the enemy knows I saved you're ass. I'm not asking for a ty or a pat on the back. I don't want you to charge fearlessly in to your death with me. A quick poke when you're safe, maybe some cc of your own then runn along on your merry way. I just proved how the slightest distraction can throw a wrench into the cogworks. Perhaps we may both hop-a-long. I'm sure fellow "feeder" tanks who "stupidly rush into a losing battle...", will agreed with me. Now that you know a little about me, let's get to my point. For the dedicated community members that put hours into guides, strategizing, and helping us pre-Pros out. Thank you. Without you the drivel, would have driven me out within a week. I along with the many like minded community members deeply appreciate you hardwork and effort. I have only been diving into the shallow end of the deep pool of information available to us. TY TY TY. :) For the negative nancies, thank you. No sarcasm intended at all. With you we may suffer though some raging, profanity, and just terrible sportsmanship. We have a profanity filter if it bothers us, ignore is great as well. I thank you because you bring the friendly, helpful part of the community closer together. Your ignorant negativity forces us antisocial types like myself to socialize, and find likeminded individuals to play with rather than solo queing ourselves into madness. For my fellow noobs. Keep pissing off smurfs and tryhards in normal mode, research and be creative with your builds. Take advice when it's given politely. Make mistakes, learn from them. Most of all have fun. I feel like to many of us come into this community and we see a game That we think we could compete at that level... eventually. We watch streams, study the pros and think this is how its done, that's how I have to play. When it doesn't go our way. It's this guys fault, this needs to be nerfed or that needs to be buffed. The developers privided us with a quality product and they test an retest and work out the kinks to the best of their abilities. They provide us with the tools. A kink or two may slip through the cracks, they'll catch. Instead use what they provided and be creative. Evolve the game from within, break the mold. BTW If you read the whole post I'm sure theres a ton of spelling or gramatical errors, I'm Army Infantry, if that doesnt explain it, it's the 23hr on a 24hr staff duty shift. Tired.... I'll proofread it briefly. Just wanted to pat a few people on the back an put this noobs opinion out there. FLAME ON. or ADD ME: NA Servers: NachoAVGnerd Have a loverly day! Oh yeah most of all Have fun, If you'r losing and not still having fun occasionally, you're doing it wrong. SAVE THE MUSHMENIONS!!![/quote]

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[quote=bsurma]one word: wat Because of your way of writing, I had problems with understanding the whole text. lol I was like "this guy has schizophrenia or something" haha[/quote]

[quote=MyRepublic][quote=Pølsemanden] tl;dr [/quote][/quote]

[quote=TheRedPenguin]and boom goes the dynamite.[/quote]

[quote=Nighthawk]Good luck hitting thirty. Hope you continue to play for more than 1 month too.[/quote]

[quote=Minho]Your definition of brief is so different.. that post was long as hell.[/quote]

[quote=Hyogetaki Hisame]Welcome to the the least respectful community ever, fellow summoner, and good luck surviving the wrath of the trolls and rude people.[/quote]

[quote=nachoAVGnerd][quote=bsurma] one word: wat Because of your way of writing, I had problems with understanding the whole text. lol I was like "this guy has schizophrenia or something" haha [/quote] I could quite possibly have schizophrenia. Still being diagnosed at the moment, however, my crazy pills balance me out for the most part. I still, have not slept due to duty and appointments. I apologize for the mess I left on the wall. We will clean it up after a much needed slumber. As for the well wishers, thank you. For now, I bid you Adieu, Headmistress Fiora awaits... O.o[/quote]

[quote=DillButt64]you said last hitting is for wannabe pros, youll learn that soon when you play with people that know how to jungle youll start wanting to just last hit the minions also teams with good communication are teams that win so calling mias or saying "wait for x champion to initiate before we all go in" is what wins teams but it is nice to see you arnt someone that calls people noobs and understands the whole "protect the carry" type thing[/quote]