"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I don't get it... Guess I don't watch enough anime >.>
"If someone is ****, you point at them and declare "****!". Because this is the internet." - Serpentiferous
"The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and little girls are the FBI." - ???
"The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and little girls are the FBI." - ???
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I don't get it... Guess I don't watch enough anime >.>
Anything that shoots at or hits him will basically get reflected back completely. (On a more technical level, he can control vectors however he pleases, thus the name, meaning he can do things like rip apart atoms to create an artificial plasma, etc.)
If nobody else watched the Anime then I'll post the counter myself.

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Yep, I can open frickin' beer cans with that ****. Win ^_^