I'll give you a few from some smurf games I played with my n00b friends.
Me, carrying with swain in a ranked placement match, 4-0-4, and my suicidal maokai. he ganked for me twice, both times resulting in a kill for us before 6 minutes. Thought we were cool and all...
ME: Sup, can I get blue when you're ready?
HIM: Ganking bottom
(Fails gank, nobody dies, 2 minutes later)
ME: Hey can I get that blue now?
HIM: I NEED A BLUE BUFF
HIM: I NEED A BLUE BUFF
HIM: I NEED A BLUE BUFF
HIM: I NEED A BLUE BUFF
HIM: I NEED A BLUE BUFF
ME: Dude what the hell are you doing.
Team: stop spamming
HIM: I NEED A BLUE BUFF
HIM: I NEED A BLUE BUFF
ME: Whatever.
(gets blue buff for me, but steals it with smite.)
ME: ******.
HIM: I REPORT U NOW
I went on to carry that game completely.
Me on a smurf, playing with my level 28-30 n00b friends, I'm nidalee mid, and i'm 14-0
Their team: ROFL THIS NID
Me: Rofl. I'm just messin' around
THEM: WHATEVER BRO NIDALEE CAN'T CARRY
(they said that as we were taking nexus turrets)
Me, carrying with swain in a ranked placement match, 4-0-4, and my suicidal maokai. he ganked for me twice, both times resulting in a kill for us before 6 minutes. Thought we were cool and all...
ME: Sup, can I get blue when you're ready?
HIM: Ganking bottom
(Fails gank, nobody dies, 2 minutes later)
ME: Hey can I get that blue now?
HIM: I NEED A BLUE BUFF
HIM: I NEED A BLUE BUFF
HIM: I NEED A BLUE BUFF
HIM: I NEED A BLUE BUFF
HIM: I NEED A BLUE BUFF
ME: Dude what the hell are you doing.
Team: stop spamming
HIM: I NEED A BLUE BUFF
HIM: I NEED A BLUE BUFF
ME: Whatever.
(gets blue buff for me, but steals it with smite.)
ME: ******.
HIM: I REPORT U NOW
I went on to carry that game completely.
Me on a smurf, playing with my level 28-30 n00b friends, I'm nidalee mid, and i'm 14-0
Their team: ROFL THIS NID
Me: Rofl. I'm just messin' around
THEM: WHATEVER BRO NIDALEE CAN'T CARRY
(they said that as we were taking nexus turrets)
NicknameMy wrote:
At least this one got a kill....

throatslasher wrote:
I'll give you a few from some smurf games I played with my n00b friends.
Me, carrying with swain in a ranked placement match, 4-0-4, and my suicidal maokai. he ganked for me twice, both times resulting in a kill for us before 6 minutes. Thought we were cool and all...
ME: Sup, can I get blue when you're ready?
HIM: Ganking bottom
(Fails gank, nobody dies, 2 minutes later)
ME: Hey can I get that blue now?
HIM: I NEED A BLUE BUFF
HIM: I NEED A BLUE BUFF
HIM: I NEED A BLUE BUFF
HIM: I NEED A BLUE BUFF
HIM: I NEED A BLUE BUFF
ME: Dude what the hell are you doing.
Team: stop spamming
HIM: I NEED A BLUE BUFF
HIM: I NEED A BLUE BUFF
ME: Whatever.
(gets blue buff for me, but steals it with smite.)
ME: ******.
HIM: I REPORT U NOW
I went on to carry that game completely.
Me on a smurf, playing with my level 28-30 n00b friends, I'm nidalee mid, and i'm 14-0
Their team: ROFL THIS NID
Me: Rofl. I'm just messin' around
THEM: WHATEVER BRO NIDALEE CAN'T CARRY
(they said that as we were taking nexus turrets)
"Nidalee can't carry"
My mind is totally ****ed right now.
So, i was carrying nid in ranked 10-3-9 or something like that when my team suddenly decides to start a tf without me, they all get shreaded and then our fiora was like "OMFG NID WHY DIDNT U SPEAR THEM IT HAS LIKE ****ING 1000000 RANGE!"
(same game as we lose) "OMFG REPORT NID SHE THREW THE GAME SHE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO SPEAR!"
~facepalm~
(same game as we lose) "OMFG REPORT NID SHE THREW THE GAME SHE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO SPEAR!"
~facepalm~
Le Pro of d00m wrote:
So, i was carrying nid in ranked 10-3-9 when my team suddenly decides to start a tf without me, they all get shreaded and then our fiora was like "OMFG NID WHY DIDNT U SPEAR THEM IT HAS LIKE ****ING 1000000 RANGE!"
(same game as we lose) "OMFG REPORT NID SHE THREW THE GAME SHE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO SPEAR!"
~facepalm~
I don't know what was stupid about that. Fiora made a very accurate statement. The fact that you come on her and troll us after just trolling your team is very distasteful

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Me: "Whatever, pick Irelia, just do it good."
Irelia: "Sure, I've supporting with her before."
*In game*
Irelia steals all my farm with
Me: "Stop stealing all my farm, I need it."
Irelia: "Shut up, noob. I need the farm more than you do."
**** me right!?