Most funny/stupid thing you heard?

[quote=Le Pro of d00m][quote=Mooninites] [quote=Le Pro of d00m] So, i was carrying nid in ranked 10-3-9 when my team suddenly decides to start a tf without me, they all get shreaded and then our fiora was like "OMFG NID WHY DIDNT U SPEAR THEM IT HAS LIKE FUCKING 1000000 RANGE!" (same game as we lose) "OMFG REPORT NID SHE THREW THE GAME SHE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO SPEAR!" ~facepalm~ [/quote] I don't know what was stupid about that. Fiora made a very accurate statement. The fact that you come on her and troll us after just trolling your team is very distasteful [/quote] 1. i dont understand your grammar so forgive me if i get something wrong, 2. How is Fiora making a accurate statement? im halfway across the map (team fight was around mid and i had just backed to get items) and she thinks im with them or something? 3. How dafuq did troll my team? i was the only one who was positive and even won some teamfights for my team, Saying im trolling when im trying to win is very distasteful.[/quote]

[quote=Mooninites][quote=sirell] Enemy [[Teemo]]: Noob [[Yorick]], can't even kill me and you counter me. He says with 3 deaths (5 by end game). [/quote] was probably mrcuddowls[/quote]

[quote=Glayde]One sentence. "[[Morgana]] is tanky AD, right?"[/quote]

[quote=Fox Rage][quote=Mooninites] [quote=sirell] Enemy [[Teemo]]: Noob [[Yorick]], can't even kill me and you counter me. He says with 3 deaths (5 by end game). [/quote] was probably mrcuddowls [/quote] And the first rock was thrown[/quote]

[quote=TehUberCoffee]Or its always funny if your entire team goes top and camps in the bushes, jumping whoever else happens to go top~ I have convinced only 2 teams to do that, but its funny as hell and you get the first blood~[/quote]

[quote=BlastToLast]Random Vayne: "I am AD Carry, I don't buy wards".[/quote]

[quote=FalseoGod][quote=BlastToLast] Random Vayne: "I am AD Carry, I don't buy wards". [/quote] Translation: "I am better than you, coz you're my bitch"[/quote]

[quote=BlastToLast]Me playing as Udyr (jungle), totally owning them (at the end of the game I was 13/3/8), that's not the point. During the game we have a Blitz, who plays well, we are wining with 10 kills and 1 drake. We make kinda of a bad teamfight they ACE us while they lose 3 champs, we don't lose nor Drake, nor tower, nothing, and Blitz says "I don't like how you play. No individual skill, no teamplay. I report you and AFK". And I was like "This is the first time I see a person go AFK when he is wining". He then goes to spam etc. And we lose cause of 4vs5. I laughed so hard despite the loss :D.[/quote]

[quote=sirell][quote=Mooninites] was probably mrcuddowls [/quote] http://www.lolking.net/summoner/euw/21393728#history Unless that's his smurf... 'Stop feed now, please.' 'Oh, OK, I stop feed now. Because that's just how good I am. I can instantly stop feeding out of choice, whereas I didn't before =D'[/quote]

[quote=BlastToLast][quote=FalseoGod] [quote=BlastToLast] Random Vayne: "I am AD Carry, I don't buy wards". [/quote] Translation: "I am better than you, coz you're my bitch" [/quote] Translation: I was not support we were just saying he needs to buy wards sometimes. And I went to carry the game, not him. So he is my bitch ;)[/quote]