Most funny/stupid thing you heard?

[quote=FalseoGod]That Tristana just gave me brain cancer.[/quote]

[quote=Psychofrench]Teammate,to Jayce top : "Why are you getting [[Sheen]] on Jayce?????? Jayce: "I took my AP runes by accident so I thought I would build him AP". Me : "Facepalm".[/quote]

[quote=Shuru]I had to Carry that tristana, how do you think I felt.[/quote]

[quote=Embracing]what's wrong with sheen on jayce? the explanation was troll though.[/quote]

[quote=FalseoGod]I just had a 4 Tiamat Aram Kayle asking my team to report their 3 Abyssal Scepter Kog Maw. Their Mundo had 3 Forces of Nature :D[/quote]

[quote=MyRepublic]"only noobs need leashes"[/quote]

[quote=FalseoGod][quote=MyRepublic] "only noobs need leashes" [/quote] "I can jungle without Smite" Yes you can. And you can lose 3 buffs and a dragon as well.[/quote]

[quote=MyRepublic]Was it a shaco that said that?[/quote]

[quote=Rozsud3k][quote=Shuru] me: "tristana, you rushed PD, why don't you have any boots or damage?" Tristana: "first off, you're dumb, boots are worthless, Besides, Tristana doesn't need damage items, her scaling is good enough" [/quote] [img=http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7aaneMZkc1r7ozflo2_500.jpg] (No hate on you but that Trist... oh god why) Anyway, I heard this little gem when I was having a premade with my irl friend and one of our wonderful teammates decided to give us a critique. "you car even jungle"[/quote]

[quote=Shuru]In my defense I won that match without her. In hindsight I should have lost so she didn't get more wins.[/quote]