Most funny/stupid thing you heard?

[quote=devdevil]So I was happily playing as [[Soraka]], when early to middle game: [[Garen]]: "wtf noob raka noob build" (We were losing and I had [[Faerie Charm]] as well as some potions and a ward) Me: "I'm building support..." Him: "dont build support noob" Me: "Okay..." (Later I build AP Soraka) Him: "wtf noob build raka gg" (I just gave up...) And of course, we lost that game.[/quote]

[quote=Fox Rage]Me: Ward top if you're gonna push Him: Wards are way too expensive. Do the math fucking noob'' Said a solotop Darius who was raging because he was getting camped (he was pushing lane like a motherfucker without wards QQ)[/quote]

[quote=Ninja Trigger]"you Guys give me cancer" from a very pissed off Orianna, long story short we won[/quote]

[quote=TheLastWolf][quote=BloBBloB99] Me: I'm the ap mid, right? He: But i Jax. [/quote] I´m loling right now, that is...Holy sh*t, that´s so funny XD BTW...Let me think in something... Playing as AD Carry Jayce, with Alistar support. "Me: Alistar, no wards? Ali: Going tank, no wards Me: Dude, you can go tank and get wards. And we need support. Ali. Stfu n00b" Something like that...The funny thing is taht we won that game and Ali ended being support.[/quote]

[quote=sirell]Someone takes [[Alistar]] and says 'I support'. OK, fair enough - [[Alistar]]'s a good support. 5 minutes in-game. 'Dude, wtf are you building? And why haven't you got wards?' 'AP [[Alistar]]. I'm not getting wards.' -.-[/quote]

[quote=devdevil]Oh, have another one O.o [[Kog'Maw]]: Mid [[Ziggs]]: I called mid already (Kog completly ignores Ziggs and goes AD mid) (I'm playing support Janna bot) (We had 3 dc that game on my team, including Ziggs)[/quote]

[quote=t2r2s][quote=BloBBloB99] He: n00bs...n00bs...b00bs Me: Bwawawawawahaha He: I kalled u noob beecus u took my blu. Me: I'm the ap mid, right? He: But i Jax. - Really professional Jax player knowing that jax is a mana hungry champ that always 1v5 penta the enemy team. Badass grammar proffesor from poland specialising in english. Probably sitting in a dark corner somewher playing at 800 elo punching the blue with a lamp post. [/quote] i do sound trollish when i go jax mid, but i never call somebody a noob for stealing my blue, neither i request a blue if im not mid, since you were the apc in that game i presume that guy was not me.[/quote]

[quote=sirell]Enemy [[Teemo]]: Noob [[Yorick]], can't even kill me and you counter me. He says with 3 deaths (5 by end game).[/quote]

[quote=FalseoGod]Not really spoken, but I like how my recent enemy [[teemo]] with fullbuild sold his [[nashor's tooth]] for a [[malady]] :') "My build isn't fit anymore, I need a better item for lategame"[/quote]

[quote=TehUberCoffee]I always liked this one game when one of the opponents was anivia and my teammate goes "ARTICUNOOOOO!!!" Had a game the other night where it was me as Kogmaw and my teammate was Soraka VRS. Wukong and Alistar.... my teammate convinced me to go AP Kog while she went AD Soraka..... the best part is that we walked all over them~[/quote]