Toshabi wrote:
R.I.P- Canoas
*salutes*
DillButt64 wrote:
apparently like two years ago in was prophesied that satan and his army was going to rise in may
but it better not end because anchorman 2 and iron man 3 are coming out in 2013 and im gonna be pretty pissed if i die before i see those
..last wishes being to see **** movies...
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
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