Birthday, at least you can say that you survived an other year when you are in afterlife :P
Evil mode activate:
Would you rather eat a brick or stangle your best friends puppy? >:D
Evil mode activate:
Would you rather eat a brick or stangle your best friends puppy? >:D



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Eating a brick means death, soo... It seems I have to strangle a puppy.
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
Would you rather jump the grenade or let your friend down being a baddie wingman.
Ty MM and Blood for the sigs :3 | Rammus is comming back - heard it here first!

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Legs, better live in a wheel chair than being able to do everything only for 50% speed/quality :P
Would you rather be a pinguin or an eskimo?
Would you rather be a pinguin or an eskimo?


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Trolls, because if I said brony, I would become Mobafire's most wanted xD
No seriously, trolls always be hating :P
Question:
Would you rather be rich and hated or poor and loved? :P
I mean, the level of: "I wanna kill you" hate :P
The love, is really REALLY love, so kinda pimp like :P
No seriously, trolls always be hating :P
Question:
Would you rather be rich and hated or poor and loved? :P
I mean, the level of: "I wanna kill you" hate :P
The love, is really REALLY love, so kinda pimp like :P


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So ill change it to would rather die on your birthday or Christmas