also,
"you probably suck, but let's play together 'cause you're hot"
doesn't work either
(some Diamond player who's following me on twitter pulled that one a little while ago)
"you probably suck, but let's play together 'cause you're hot"
doesn't work either
(some Diamond player who's following me on twitter pulled that one a little while ago)
If you're a girl:
Janna: I will leave you... breathless **ME GUSTA**
Cassiopeia: Don't you find me... beautiful? ****** no, you're a snake**
If you're a boy:
Shyvana: The dragon nears... **If you know what I mean**
Jayce: To The Skies! / Shock Blast **HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE*
Janna: I will leave you... breathless **ME GUSTA** Cassiopeia: Don't you find me... beautiful? ****** no, you're a snake**If you're a boy:
Shyvana: The dragon nears... **If you know what I mean** Jayce: To The Skies! / Shock Blast **HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE*
The_Nameless_Bard wrote:
"you probably suck, but let's play together 'cause you're hot"
doesn't work either
(some Diamond player who's following me on twitter pulled that one a little while ago)
Hahaha.
I never expected something good to come out of this thread. Thanks for brightening up my day ^_^
"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
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The_Nameless_Bard wrote:
also,
"you probably suck, but let's play together 'cause you're hot"
doesn't work either
(some Diamond player who's following me on twitter pulled that one a little while ago)
Maybe he meant the other kind of sucking. Still don't think it would have worked.
"you are the single worst support i have ever had you are never supporting me again i hate you"
"ARE YOU ******ED WHY DIDNT YOU USE YOUR ULT"
"i swear to god if you steal my kill one more time im breaking up with you im not even kidding"
^^^those are three of the many terrible things i said to my girlfriend while we were playing and she was support and were still a happy couple
"you cant aim for ****"
"why the **** do you even use ashe if you cant land a single arrow"
"ive been playing with you for almost a year now and ive only seen you land one ashe arrow how can you be this terrible"
i said those to her before we went out when she was ashe so i assume they also work
"ARE YOU ******ED WHY DIDNT YOU USE YOUR ULT"
"i swear to god if you steal my kill one more time im breaking up with you im not even kidding"
^^^those are three of the many terrible things i said to my girlfriend while we were playing and she was support and were still a happy couple
"you cant aim for ****"
"why the **** do you even use ashe if you cant land a single arrow"
"ive been playing with you for almost a year now and ive only seen you land one ashe arrow how can you be this terrible"
i said those to her before we went out when she was ashe so i assume they also work
Thanks to TheNamelessBard for the signature
DillButt64 wrote:
it worked though
Bully :(
I will come round with tissues & depressing DVD's to cheer your "*****" up. </3
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