"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
My losses so far are:
Lvl 6 lilipup named War. Died in a trainer battle. Underestimated Bide.
lvl 18 Pidove named Squaw. Got one shot by an Emolga, which was then caught and replaced by. His name is Chippie.
Lvl 19 Yanmask named Gyze. Died because it had no damaging moves except Night shade (which sucks at lower levels) and training it was a *****.
lvl 22 Gothita named Vicious. Died to an audino while training because I underestimated the power of DoubleSlep when it hits 5 times in a row consecutively. :/
Lvl 6 lilipup named War. Died in a trainer battle. Underestimated Bide.
lvl 18 Pidove named Squaw. Got one shot by an Emolga, which was then caught and replaced by. His name is Chippie.
Lvl 19 Yanmask named Gyze. Died because it had no damaging moves except Night shade (which sucks at lower levels) and training it was a *****.
lvl 22 Gothita named Vicious. Died to an audino while training because I underestimated the power of DoubleSlep when it hits 5 times in a row consecutively. :/
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So, I got to the elite 4 in Firered.
I had:
lvl60 Dragonite called Dovahkiin
lvl63 Snorlax called Porkchop
lvl58 Charizard called Charlie
lvl57 Lapras called Bowser
lvl56 Hypno called Charles
lvl50 Arcanine called Poochi.
Porkchop shat on the first one.
Second one hurt Charlie and Bowser badly, but no losses.
Third one took out Charles with her last pokemon.
Fourth one... oh god.. Where do I start? Dovahkiin took out 1, then got shat on by a Hyper Beam crit. So I send out the ever reliable Porkchop. He kills 3, then, against the last lvl60 Dragonite he somehow gets crit on 3 ****ING TIMES IN A ROW. MY GOD WAS I FUMING.. I send out Poochi to take care of the last 20HP Dragonite has left..
Sooo... Me against Blue with an underleveled Poochi, an almost dead Charlie and a badly hurt Bowser...
**** POKEMON.