Champion & Skin Sale: Pain Management

[quote=Mowen][center][color=#ffff00][h2]Champion & Skin Sale: Pain Management[/h2][/color] [url=http://euw.leagueoflegends.com/news/champion-skin-sale-pain-management][color=#808000][h4]Posted by Akali on Mon, 03/04/2013 - 14:44[/h4][/color][/url][/center] [center][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/March_2013/03_05_2013_-_nurse_akali_sale/2013.03.05.LOL.com.Banner.Article.ChampandSkinSale.jpg][/center] [center]. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .[/center] [columns][indent] [nextcol][url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Akali_Nurse_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Akali_Nurse_Splash_thumb.jpg height=160 width=275][/url] [nextcol][indent] [url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Akali_Nurse_SS.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Akali_Nurse_SS_thumb.jpg height=154 width=265][/url] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol]Champions, when will you ever learn? Step into my office. [[Nurse Akali]] here to make those boo boos feel all better. [b]487 RP[/b] [/columns] [columns][indent] [nextcol][url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Volibear_Thunderlord_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Volibear_Thunderlord_Splash_thumb.jpg height=160 width=275][/url] [nextcol][indent] [url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Volibear_Thunderlord_SS.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Volibear_Thunderlord_SS_thumb.jpg height=154 width=265][/url] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol][[Thunder Lord Volibear]] came in complaining of a sprained ankle and tension headaches. Rampaging across Summoner's Rift on all fours can't be good for an armored bear's back. I'm prescribing two of the largest acetaminophens I can find. [b]487 RP[/b] [/columns] [columns][indent] [nextcol][url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Jax_Temple_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Jax_Temple_Splash_thumb.jpg height=160 width=275][/url] [nextcol][indent] [url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Jax_Temple_SS.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Skins/Jax_Temple_SS.jpg height=154 width=265][/url] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol]Complaining of nausea and lack of balance, [[Temple Jax]] should get on a real diet before jumping around like a madman. Too many red potions and energy drinks will take its toll, you know, and that's before the kidney stones kick in. Rest up for a match or two and things should settle. [b]487 RP[/b] [/columns] [center]. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .[/center] [columns][indent] [nextcol][url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Shyvana_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Shyvana_Splash.jpg height=234 width=400][/url] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol][[Shyvana]]'s suffering from some minor fractures and bruises after she streaked through the sky in dragon form and crashed headfirst into a wall. Think before you gank and you won't be in so much pain! [b]487 RP[/b] [/columns] [columns][indent] [nextcol][url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Gangplank_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Gangplank_Splash.jpg height=234 width=400][/url] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol]Oh, look who finally came down with a case of scurvy! [[Gangplank]], you can't skimp on the oranges if you expect to stay healthy on the battlefield. Take these tablets and you'll be right as rain. [b]395 RP[/b] [/columns] [columns][indent] [nextcol][url=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Leblanc_Splash.jpg][img=http://riot-web-static.s3.amazonaws.com/images/news/Champ_Splashes/Leblanc_Splash.jpg height=234 width=400][/url] [nextcol][indent] [nextcol][[LeBlanc]], you may be a conniving trickster who eludes most inspections, but you still can't hide from my x-ray machine. You'll fork over gold for every broken bone I find and fix. [b]395 RP[/b] [/columns] [center]. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .[/center] [indent]These champions may be battered and bruised, but they'll still perform. Grab them half off while they're resting in my infirmary from [b]March 5 to March 8[/b]. After that, I'm discharging them immediately![/indent] [center]. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .[/center][/quote]

[quote=IAmByakuya]Pretty sure [[Jarvan IV]] will take care of [[Shyvana]]s head :ifyouknowhatimean: Anyway hope to see more [[Shyvana]]s after the sale[/quote]

[quote=A Chubby Baby]Get Nurse Akali, or wait for Bloodmoon to go on sale? Someone help XD[/quote]

[quote=WoodyCoconut]I thought bloodmoon akali went on sale not long ago?[/quote]

[quote=A Chubby Baby]Didn't play her as much. But since her rework with her passive, I really like her. SO YES, I DID MISS IT xD![/quote]

[quote=Pheyniex]get nurse and shut up. =3[/quote]

[quote=For Demacia][quote=Pheyniex] get nurse and shut up. =3 [/quote] Haha loved that comment, nurse akali op tho lol[/quote]

[quote=Jovy]Get aaaaaaaaaall the Akali skins ![/quote]