Views: 1204 Fuck riot... seriously
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When these 7 year old *****es start crying top or feed and they choose 4 top... 
Rengar, Rammus, Mordekaiser, Jax after i picked jungler as 1st pick... and losing my ****ing promotion which only needed 1 win becouse i left.
**** you riot, sincerely i hope you all ****in gonna die the most ****ing disgusting death, along with these ****tards that you let play.
Rengar, Rammus, Mordekaiser, Jax after i picked jungler as 1st pick... and losing my ****ing promotion which only needed 1 win becouse i left.**** you riot, sincerely i hope you all ****in gonna die the most ****ing disgusting death, along with these ****tards that you let play.
Go outside.
Breath some fresh air.
Run for a bit.
Eat a banana (because why not).
Play a real life sport.
Yeah, I wasn't really expecting you to fall for that last one, but the other ones are real :D
Come back and play when you feel better, and remember to not flame anyone!
All in all the role of the jungler is to:
- Tank 4 enemies under 11 turret's fire
- To nearly 1 hit anything and let the carry take the kill
- Ward every bush and bit of the map without overlapping vision
- Kill dragon every half minute while 4 enemies try to steal it
- Gank into an 1v4 situation under turret
- Be at every lane trough the whole match all the time without farming
I'm blaming Canada until they gift me RP...
Since i'm usually 1st pick, i choose jungle (would be stupid to pick solo top 1st), people argue about whos going top, and the one finally getting it asks for ganks before i reach small golems on my 1st jungle round. Dieing about when i'm back at wraiths (still 1st round). Blaming that i'm a noob jungle and 0 ganks.
Why I don't Jungle as much as I use to, people expect to much from the jungler, but I have heared from several place's that it's the fastest way out of elo hell
Here in EUNE i saw Elohell, it was present in here, everyone who won a bot game started ranked games, and 1250ish elo was pretty hard to surpass. In this new system these people just go down in the drain till Bronze IV or V. Already Bronze I is waaaaaay better than whats on Bronze III, so you i kind of like the new rating system. But this leave means you lose score which will result of dropping out of promo even if you got a pure win streak...
FUUUUU!!!!
I can actually play any role, except mid... i'm not good at that :P, but when i'm in promo series i just want to jungle or solo top becouse those are my preferred and best played roles. I don't like bot lane :P, too much dependance on either the support or the adc you get.
Since i'm usually 1st pick, i choose jungle (would be stupid to pick solo top 1st), people argue about whos going top, and the one finally getting it asks for ganks before i reach small golems on my 1st jungle round. Dieing about when i'm back at wraiths (still 1st round). Blaming that i'm a noob jungle and 0 ganks.
Usual team comp:
Solo top: randomly picked champion, will cry for ganks and blame jungler for his failure the entire game.
Mid: Doesn't know how to last minions... only how to last hit champions with 0 dmg.
Support: Farm all the minions...
ADC: In team fight i should stand next to the... uhm... enemy?
And i'm just carriyng game as much as i can with sometimes the most farm, kills, assists as jungler...
It's not Riots fault D:
Blame society :D
Or Canada, you can always blame Canada
Always an option to blame Canada
Winning 3 out of 5 isn't impossible, annoying tho, and promotion series makes people even more ******ed. Atleast remove leaving at champion select drop your score and kicking you out of promo series.
I couldn't agree more with you better to dodge and have a time restriction then a for sure loss due to three 8 year olds fighting for their precious mid lane
They just need to make it less stressful. Telling you "These 3-5 games are IMPORTANT, you must WIN x amount" makes the game much more stressful on you. It's pretty silly design imo.
Also Agreed. aside's from the trolls this makes good players play worse! I like the new rank system but I hate it at the same time, and I don't even play ranked atm
But then again we could just blame Canada
Another thing is the immeasurable amount of trolls and ******s in bronze...
They just need to make it less stressful. Telling you "These 3-5 games are IMPORTANT, you must WIN x amount" makes the game much more stressful on you. It's pretty silly design imo.
Maybe it would be better if they bring the amount of LP necessary to 120, and when you reach that, you are just promoted. Much easier and fair system I think :D