I'm not sure it would.
The damn thing can measure your pulse..
The damn thing can measure your pulse..
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
DillButt64 wrote:
make a giant pulsating sculpture of your ding dang doodle?
I think that's illegal in most states
i still dont understand your point
i mean its gross and nasty for people to make things like the Xbox One so why cant i make a giant pulsating sculpture of my wing wang for them to collect data on with their creepy cameras?
i mean its gross and nasty for people to make things like the Xbox One so why cant i make a giant pulsating sculpture of my wing wang for them to collect data on with their creepy cameras?
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make a sculpture
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