
That was a really close game. Yi was a diamond 3 smurf, but he played quite badly at the start. Meanwhile I kept leaving minions on like 5 HP with my "last"-hits because I haven't played Ez in ages. Jax got crushed, but fortunately Ahri won her lane, which kept us from losing long enough for the enemy team to throw, then for us to throw, then for them to throw again, ending in us having a rather large gold advantage.
Pls, stahp making me adc.

Boring game as mid malph, Fizz got FB on me by tower diving and surviving with about 20 HP thanks to barrier, then later on when Jarvan ganked, Fizz dodged his combo with his E, so I ulted onto Fizz, but Jarvan turned around and walked away while I ulted, and I ended up dying to Udyr's counter-gank, as I couldn't turn around in time. Then like 20 seconds after entering my lane, Udyr ganked me again just as Fizz jumped on me to harass me, and I couldn't run to my tower because Udyr was blocking me off, so I had to escape into their jungle taking damage from Fizz until I finally died.
Entire team was flaming me for that even though I had pretty much the same stats as them. But that's probably because Teemo and Varus both wanted mid, and I picked it because I was 2nd pick.
This next game, the Varus from earlier was Nasus, and the Teemo from earlier was Viktor.

Still searching for my true Talon Elo. :P


Wasn't focused for the first half of the game because Jarvan was flaming me to no end until I finally put him on ignore. I took him off ignore within the last 10 minutes and he was still trash talking me despite the fact that he knew I had him on ignore. Reason he was so angry was apparently I took his mid, and he was very very very very very very very VEEEEEEEERYYYYYYYYYY angry when I died to Lux with Lee's help. So after my first death he spammed the chat with comments like "This Talon" "Worst Talon EU" "Kill yourself you son of a *****" "How can lux out cs you when you counter her?".
Here's a piece of his rage.

I never ever got baited into anything that game. He was just making random facts up to flame me with. :D

Vapora Dark wrote:
Psst. Just between you and me... First time Renekton. EVER.

Dw ill keep it a secret
Don't +rep me im a bad person
Vapora Dark wrote:

Died 7 more times than a fed Cait.

Still out-damaged her.
you died 6 more times, l2math
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