My friend gave me his account as he doesn't play League anymore, so it's now my official smurf. It was 2/2 when he gave me, I ended the placements 7/3, won 3 games and I'm currently in a series out of bronze 1.
There was 1 game before these that had a similar score btw.


There was 1 game before these that had a similar score btw.




quiet peasant >:[

3-0'd the promo series, having to deal with a troll Zyra who literally seemed to WANT to receive a ban. She duo'd mid with me, went afk for about 5 minutes eventually, then permanently split pushed bottom lane, all the while spamming in chat "report my team, won't stop flaming me" even when we were absolutely quiet. But I was fed and it was literally impossible for me to lose, even if it was pretty much 4v5. Then I won a game and gained 40 LP.

3-0'd the promo series, having to deal with a troll Zyra who literally seemed to WANT to receive a ban. She duo'd mid with me, went afk for about 5 minutes eventually, then permanently split pushed bottom lane, all the while spamming in chat "report my team, won't stop flaming me" even when we were absolutely quiet. But I was fed and it was literally impossible for me to lose, even if it was pretty much 4v5. Then I won a game and gained 40 LP.
Played a game.

Early game didn't go so well. Renekton went mid and Nidalee went top. My plan was to farm vs Renekton until I could afford a Brutalizer then lane-switch with Kennen, but I got killed at level 5 by a Xin gank. I got another long sword and went top, killed Nidalee but at the expense of dying to her tower, got a Brutalizer, went top again because Renekton was still mid, and killed Nidalee again. But she just stayed top lane while Renek stayed mid, and Xin started camping the **** out of my lane. I couldn't do much because if he found out I had a ward somewhere he was trying to gank through, he'd just run behind my tower and gank me from there. So I died quite a few times there because it was extremely hard to survive Xin's ganks even with my ultimate, as he could tank the tower quite a few times, but I managed to out-farm Nidalee anyway, as the only way she could farm without dying was by sitting in a brush throwing spears.
My tower went down after one of the ganks and so I just walked around the map taking CS wherever I could and insta-gibbing people whenever possible, ended up catching up to everyone else's CS and surpassing them, and then ended up with the highest damage in the game too. I secured our victory by lane ganking Xin at around 28 minutes while he was clearing minions at bot lane's inhibitor tower. I insta-gibbed him ( lol @ 0 HP Xin ), took down the inhibitor tower, went mid and got a kill when my team engaged, we aced, we destroyed both inhibitors, then I killed Xin for an ace again as soon as he tried to defend the nexus towers from our minions.

Early game didn't go so well. Renekton went mid and Nidalee went top. My plan was to farm vs Renekton until I could afford a Brutalizer then lane-switch with Kennen, but I got killed at level 5 by a Xin gank. I got another long sword and went top, killed Nidalee but at the expense of dying to her tower, got a Brutalizer, went top again because Renekton was still mid, and killed Nidalee again. But she just stayed top lane while Renek stayed mid, and Xin started camping the **** out of my lane. I couldn't do much because if he found out I had a ward somewhere he was trying to gank through, he'd just run behind my tower and gank me from there. So I died quite a few times there because it was extremely hard to survive Xin's ganks even with my ultimate, as he could tank the tower quite a few times, but I managed to out-farm Nidalee anyway, as the only way she could farm without dying was by sitting in a brush throwing spears.
My tower went down after one of the ganks and so I just walked around the map taking CS wherever I could and insta-gibbing people whenever possible, ended up catching up to everyone else's CS and surpassing them, and then ended up with the highest damage in the game too. I secured our victory by lane ganking Xin at around 28 minutes while he was clearing minions at bot lane's inhibitor tower. I insta-gibbed him ( lol @ 0 HP Xin ), took down the inhibitor tower, went mid and got a kill when my team engaged, we aced, we destroyed both inhibitors, then I killed Xin for an ace again as soon as he tried to defend the nexus towers from our minions.
Nighthawk wrote:
you should play other champions that you need practice on, not Talon lmao :P
i play ranked 5s with vapora often, we've tried telling him that before. he played orianna in 1 game, he went like 0/10 so we just decided it's best to just let him play talon
also hanako best route

Soulzyy wrote:
i play ranked 5s with vapora often, we've tried telling him that before. he played orianna in 1 game, he went like 0/10 so we just decided it's best to just let him play talon
also hanako best route
Dude the solution is obvious Call the Koreans Overlords to kidnap Vapora and teach him the Korean ways of Leaning Different Champs and Cheese Strats
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