Dumb plays, bad mechanics and low CS all the...

[quote=Pølsemanden]Thing is just that they were ignoring me so walking right past me cuz graves and ahri had no peel. Would rather just be disruptive. But i see where you're going and i'll probably build an earlier zhonya's another time :)[/quote]

[quote=Vapora Dark]I see that you wouldn't have made much use of it then, but yeah, bear in mind next time that it's a really great item for Vlad. :P Better to have it just in case you need it.[/quote]

[quote=Pølsemanden][img=http://i.imgur.com/lCZ5332.jpg] i panicked and picked akali, on the +side i just figured that akali's a pretty good nida counter lol. Also, notice their wukongs comment "i'm not support"[/quote]

[quote=Vapora Dark]The fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk was wrong with your CS holy shit. O_o[/quote]

[quote=Pølsemanden]Me and nida were just suicide roaming for the entire game lol. Was pretty much a junglers match on the midlane since they were there most of the time and then just came bot/top to pick up kills after a failed dive on one of the towers :p Whenever i caaught nidalee alone though i could burst her in 4 seconds though. So that was nice. [spoiler=My ad-carry is so bad] [img=http://i.imgur.com/ngooHRK.jpg] HOLY SHIT I SUCK, just kept getting grabbed by blitz and got compleeetely destroyed. Luckily though i kited their nasus indefinitely through teamfights and even though i didn't kill him he didn't kill me either so i was just stalling in a good way so my kassa and hecarim could do carryings [/spoiler][/quote]

[quote=Pølsemanden][spoiler=JARMAAAAN!] [img=http://i.imgur.com/scWmh6o.jpg] I got a minion when vayne wasn't there so i dinged early 2 so i pretty much just jumped the ashe and made her back before she dinged 2. Resulting in total zone-age even if the vayne was bad and couldn't cs for shit we demolished their ashe everytime she got in my range. Once she realised that the only place save from my harrass and diving was 2 feet behind her tower i went mid and killed ahri. Eve came bot and i pinged mao down for a countergank and everything went pretty darn well. My 2 deaths were 1 for 1 dives in semi-lategame to take out ahri under her tower for free pushes for my team. Edit: which is also where i got my kills. [/spoiler] [spoiler=morgana support up in dis bitch!] [img=http://i.imgur.com/CGRpt5O.jpg] I was so terrible missing all my binds throughout the lanephase i did shield the blitz' q's though so it was pretty much just ezreal vs. lucian for the whole lanephase, except for the part where ez didn't have to dodge grabs cuz morg. I think blitz landed 1 grab the entire game and that was at level 1 where i didn't get to shield it cuz i hadn't skilled yet [/spoiler] [spoiler=Shaaaycoooo] [img=http://i.imgur.com/xCttdNK.jpg] So elise said in champ select that she was bronze and that this wasn't her account so we should probably dodge and then she began to take weird masteries and stuff to make us dodge. It was not until she took my blue-buff at level 1 that i realised she probably was bronze. Everything worked out anyways though cuz i FB'ed their nocturne for his blue-buff. Meanwhile lux sucked ballz at mid and threw her stuff mindlessly at tf everytime i was near still got a flash from him though. Then i came top and almost killed renekton elise began a dive so i q'ed in to get the kill but she pussied out leaving me alone - i got the renekton but lost double buff due to her being such a pussy. generally i played really well trying to snowball all the lanes, top was impossible because she literally missed all her stuns and didn't know shit about how to play i kept nocturne behind though and we just pushed for the win after getting a pick on their TF. [/spoiler] [spoiler=aand aagggaaaaain] [img=http://i.imgur.com/nmhuFbO.jpg] We just won the game... simple as that like every game almost won on their own and i just helped them by getting towers and globals. [/spoiler] [spoiler=this is why i don't play ad-carry] [img=http://i.imgur.com/xqr5w3c.jpg] Because i suck at it lol... Holy ballz big plays weren't made. Don't think it would've mattered anyways though cuz our team sucked from head to toe[/quote]

[quote=Pølsemanden][spoiler=some games you just don't deserve to win] [img=http://i.imgur.com/xMKXYKA.jpg] Ok, so now i know how to play against elise with vlad - shit wasn't very pretty btw.[/quote]

[quote=Pølsemanden]Update for everyone: My shaco got REALLY good again. But i've joined the dark side, gone over to Hydra-shaco so i'll need to update my guide. What frustrates me though is when people force me out of the jungle and support because "JARVAN can't support you bronze idiot" then when i didn't get masteries and vi decides to come top and feed double buff to riven well.. then i'm fucked. Gold I 20 LP[/quote]

[quote=DarkPercy][quote=Pølsemanden] i've joined the dark side [/quote] Good boy.[/quote]

[quote=Pølsemanden]Hydra needs a nerf lol, it's just way too strong and versatile in its current condition :([/quote]