Lucorian5's Solo Queue Adventures!

[quote=Lucorian5]FUCKING AMAZING LOST TWO IN A ROW WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO. The first one was a [[wukong]] game where I was practically celebrating Gold already...and then our top and jungle got caught over and over and over and fed the shit out of the enemy [[vayne]] who was previously out of the game g fucking g.[/quote]

[quote=Lucorian5]lmfao, series lost. In the loading screen of game 5 I was forced to leave by real life circumstances beyond my control and I had no choice whatsoever. Texted a Platinum friend of mine to play it for me but by that point it had started and he didn't get into game until about six minutes in and there wasn't anything he could do.[/quote]

[quote=Satella]inb4 banned for eloboost[/quote]

[quote=Lucorian5]^ he was the only one around it was that or afk completely and I had to at least try lol, its not like I wanted someone else to finish it for me.[/quote]

[quote=Lucorian5][center][IMG]http://i44.tinypic.com/ixtnpi.png[/IMG][/center] Ez afk'd gee fucking gee[/quote]

[quote=Lucorian5]What the actual fuck is wrong with duo queues these days, had to dodge a champ select as second last pick because our last pick and his first pick duo were begging me to let him mid for "a free win" and when I simply and politely told him it was pick order and that I would be playing mid he just said "STFU SILVER NOOB (he was lower pick than me) WE PICK AT THE SAME TIME" and instalocked [[gragas]] just as I instalocked [[talon]] so I had to dodge. I just want a half decent game of LoL but I just keep getting morons. 35 LP.[/quote]

[quote=Lucorian5][center][IMG]http://i43.tinypic.com/25qygw6.png[/IMG][/center] Holy Flying Feathered Fucking Feeders Batman.[/quote]

[quote=Satella][quote=Lucorian5] I was beating him handedly in lane until he roamed bot (I pinged until it wouldn't let me ping anymore, starting from when he was barely outside the lane) and got two kills despite all my warnings[/quote] So you were winning lane, saw him leave lane, and didn't follow him for a countergank?[/quote]

[quote=Lucorian5][quote=Satella] [quote=Lucorian5] I was beating him handedly in lane until he roamed bot (I pinged until it wouldn't let me ping anymore, starting from when he was barely outside the lane) and got two kills despite all my warnings[/quote] So you were winning lane, saw him leave lane, and didn't follow him for a countergank? [/quote] Not exactly, we had both gone to base and he ran straight to bottom, but I still gave them a ridiculously sufficient amount of warning beforehand. Also, all three of my team-mates in bottom were all low on health and had I gone to countergank I probably would have died as well. I was hoping that they would heed at least one of my 30 pings and get the fuck back so that I could just go mid and furthur my already significant cs lead on [[fizz]] but nope.[/quote]

[quote=Lucorian5][center][IMG]http://i43.tinypic.com/2cqe6tx.png[/IMG][/center] HOLY SHIT THIS GAME LITERALLY GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK asdfkljaslfjkaslfjaslfjkljk. I wanted to bang my head on the table repeatedly for the amount of unfathomable stupidity this game. Don't get me wrong, I made two large mistakes this game that contributed to it being so close, but it was nothing compared to that[[udyr]], I could have strangled him irl. The other three weren't a whole lot better at all though, except maybe [[singed]]. And I really hate to sound like Thalia Kael here but had I not carried so insanely hard early/mid game there is no way in hell we would've won. The ridiculous lead we had early game was enough so that we had absolutely NO excuse to let that game go past 25 minutes. Like there's just no way that should have happened. Only reason they didn't get completely dominated was because fucking [[nunu]] flashed over the wall and stole all three of the first dragons of the game because [[udyr]] refused to [[smite]] it. Just such a fucking moron I wanted to scream. Then late game he kept trying to 1v5 them (happended at least four times that I remember) so it was constantly 4v5 which allowed them to take a ton of objectives and get [[draven]] more and more fed. We were into their base about 28 minutes before they got into ours and yet they were actually onto our last nexus tower at one point before a couple of us spawned and put a stop to it. [[caitlyn]] and [[nami]] got caught a bunch of times each late game and nearly cost us the game as well but it all came to a dramatic conclusion when I saw [[draven]] trying to steal our blue, dropped him like a rock in less than a second after flashing over a wall and we pushed in for the win; though I did end up dying in the last fight since they threw every last CC they had onto me as soon as I came within sight of [[xerath]]. Thankfully my team managed to finish the rest of them and we FINALLY, after 50 minutes of agony, got what should have been a free win.[/quote]