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Toshabi wrote:
Go to a park. Count the number of gum located on the rock bench that the park's resident hobo sleeps on every Saturday. Multiply that by the number of crying children at a funeral and then divide it by the number of times Dufftime has gotten action in bed.
It's an impossible equation and the first person to guess why gets a cookie!
The answer is impossible because (9x2)/0 = cannot divide by zero
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If I were female would you do me with more willpower than with me being male?
Do you think Syndra is actually an Asian transvestite?
What would you do if you were the major leader of Japan?
Why did you feel the need to express an admittance to sucking on this thread's title?
Do you think
Syndra is actually an Asian transvestite?What would you do if you were the major leader of Japan?
Why did you feel the need to express an admittance to sucking on this thread's title?
1. Only if you're as fat as Gragas.
2. Okay here's where a lot of misconception happens. I've been studying LoL champs since the birth of this entire game, even to the point where I actually got a chance to have a 1v1 interview with several of the LoL champion designers at a designer's meet up in Burbank. Syndra was probably one of the most controversial champion ever to be birthed out of LoL, and that's primarily because of her origins. You see, Syndra was actually a fat German kid named "Hans" who was always obsessed with plums. Despite the name Hans, Hans was actually a girl. She was just so fat that she looked a lot like the fat asian kid from Up. So one day on her 18th birthday, there was an announcement that mere Pumma Plummingsworth was holding a contest. Instead of one Plum sold by his company was a purple ticket. Whoever possesses that ticket would be able to gain entrance to Mr. Plummingsworth's mystical plum factory. Needless to say, everyone hates plums except for Hans, so getting that ticket was no problem. In fact, the butcher from down the street found the purple ticket himself when he was prepping some juice solely for the purpose of getting rid of his constipation. He gave it to Hans for 50 bucks. And so it was, that Hans was the lucky girl who was able to finally tour the wonderful world of Mr. Plummingsworth's plum factory.
It turns out it was just a typical plum factory run by underpaid foreign workers. Nothing special. But to Hans, it was the world. She fell in love with the factory. She wanted to just dive into the plum machines that made plum juice to drink to her hearts content. She was told not to by the underpaid tour lady, but that didn't stop her. She dove head first into the machine, but what she didn't realize was that the machine was actually a washing machine turned on its back. And it was filled with plums. And for the detergent, it was WISH, a horrifying brand of detergent that's power is only drawn out by the power of plums! Upon getting dowsed in this horrifying concoction (and as the brand suggests), the victim is granted one wish.
Hans wanted the power of Plum.
And on that day, Syndra was born.
3. Sell the anime industry to Africa.
4. Gold ELO is not an accomplishment in LoL anymore.
2. Okay here's where a lot of misconception happens. I've been studying LoL champs since the birth of this entire game, even to the point where I actually got a chance to have a 1v1 interview with several of the LoL champion designers at a designer's meet up in Burbank. Syndra was probably one of the most controversial champion ever to be birthed out of LoL, and that's primarily because of her origins. You see, Syndra was actually a fat German kid named "Hans" who was always obsessed with plums. Despite the name Hans, Hans was actually a girl. She was just so fat that she looked a lot like the fat asian kid from Up. So one day on her 18th birthday, there was an announcement that mere Pumma Plummingsworth was holding a contest. Instead of one Plum sold by his company was a purple ticket. Whoever possesses that ticket would be able to gain entrance to Mr. Plummingsworth's mystical plum factory. Needless to say, everyone hates plums except for Hans, so getting that ticket was no problem. In fact, the butcher from down the street found the purple ticket himself when he was prepping some juice solely for the purpose of getting rid of his constipation. He gave it to Hans for 50 bucks. And so it was, that Hans was the lucky girl who was able to finally tour the wonderful world of Mr. Plummingsworth's plum factory.
It turns out it was just a typical plum factory run by underpaid foreign workers. Nothing special. But to Hans, it was the world. She fell in love with the factory. She wanted to just dive into the plum machines that made plum juice to drink to her hearts content. She was told not to by the underpaid tour lady, but that didn't stop her. She dove head first into the machine, but what she didn't realize was that the machine was actually a washing machine turned on its back. And it was filled with plums. And for the detergent, it was WISH, a horrifying brand of detergent that's power is only drawn out by the power of plums! Upon getting dowsed in this horrifying concoction (and as the brand suggests), the victim is granted one wish.
Hans wanted the power of Plum.
And on that day, Syndra was born.
3. Sell the anime industry to Africa.
4. Gold ELO is not an accomplishment in LoL anymore.
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i TERRORIZE LOCAL 7-11 BY TAKING YOUR CASHIER JOBS.
Does this mean I can buy hotdogs and slushies from you?