Sage The Gemini
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Sage The Gemini wrote:
i will gift u any skin u want.
Sage The Gemini wrote:
i will gift you a skin per tier.
Sage The Gemini wrote:
I am not paying for gold
whatever you say buddy
having someone better than you carry you to gold isnt going to make you a better player
but whatever ill take you up on your offer, im going to get you to gold 4 and im expecting SGU and PFE for doing so
Thanks to TheNamelessBard for the signature
here's some elaborate advice from Toshabi;
Once upon a time, there was a person who went by the name of "I suck at this game". People just called him Mr. Suck for short, because his name (although aptly fitting) was a bit too long to say. One day, Mr. Suck got a genius plan to get out of his ****ty bracket; Bribe Mr. Gold to carry him out of his ****ty ELO into the glorious lands that glitter with gold. He pleaded with Mr. Gold by showing him treasures of forgotten beauty, such as rare skins and prizes. Mr. Gold, completely engorged in these things, accepted Mr. Suck's offer and lead him through the games. Though the games were tough (seeing how Mr. Suck sucks at this game), Mr. Gold was able to get Mr. Suck into the gold bracket. But alas, Mr. Suck had complications with getting his mommy's credit card. And so, Mr. Suck stiffed Mr. Gold out of his skin. Toshabi, whom had been watching this entire thing, laughed like a maniac and decided to make things worse by erasing all of Mr. Gold's memories of the events and creating another Mr. Suck. The same thing kept happening over and over and over again until there was a ton of Mr. Sucks inside of gold ELO. The gold rating lost all of its meaning, and Mr. Gold saw this. Mr. Gold went into the Riot name change office and got himself renamed to Mr. Idiot who Sucks a lot. We just call him Mr. Moron.
And so gold ELO became **** ELO because so many **** players were carried to a place they never belonged. And so it was.
The end.
tl;dr- No.
Once upon a time, there was a person who went by the name of "I suck at this game". People just called him Mr. Suck for short, because his name (although aptly fitting) was a bit too long to say. One day, Mr. Suck got a genius plan to get out of his ****ty bracket; Bribe Mr. Gold to carry him out of his ****ty ELO into the glorious lands that glitter with gold. He pleaded with Mr. Gold by showing him treasures of forgotten beauty, such as rare skins and prizes. Mr. Gold, completely engorged in these things, accepted Mr. Suck's offer and lead him through the games. Though the games were tough (seeing how Mr. Suck sucks at this game), Mr. Gold was able to get Mr. Suck into the gold bracket. But alas, Mr. Suck had complications with getting his mommy's credit card. And so, Mr. Suck stiffed Mr. Gold out of his skin. Toshabi, whom had been watching this entire thing, laughed like a maniac and decided to make things worse by erasing all of Mr. Gold's memories of the events and creating another Mr. Suck. The same thing kept happening over and over and over again until there was a ton of Mr. Sucks inside of gold ELO. The gold rating lost all of its meaning, and Mr. Gold saw this. Mr. Gold went into the Riot name change office and got himself renamed to Mr. Idiot who Sucks a lot. We just call him Mr. Moron.
And so gold ELO became **** ELO because so many **** players were carried to a place they never belonged. And so it was.
The end.
tl;dr- No.
jhoijhoi wrote:
Also, I think the levels of immorality in this thread are astounding. You'd really throw a child off a boat for your own luggage? Wow.
Toshabi wrote:
here's some elaborate advice from Toshabi;
Once upon a time, there was a person who went by the name of "I suck at this game". People just called him Mr. Suck for short, because his name (although aptly fitting) was a bit too long to say. One day, Mr. Suck got a genius plan to get out of his ****ty bracket; Bribe Mr. Gold to carry him out of his ****ty ELO into the glorious lands that glitter with gold. He pleaded with Mr. Gold by showing him treasures of forgotten beauty, such as rare skins and prizes. Mr. Gold, completely engorged in these things, accepted Mr. Suck's offer and lead him through the games. Though the games were tough (seeing how Mr. Suck sucks at this game), Mr. Gold was able to get Mr. Suck into the gold bracket. But alas, Mr. Suck had complications with getting his mommy's credit card. And so, Mr. Suck stiffed Mr. Gold out of his skin. Toshabi, whom had been watching this entire thing, laughed like a maniac and decided to make things worse by erasing all of Mr. Gold's memories of the events and creating another Mr. Suck. The same thing kept happening over and over and over again until there was a ton of Mr. Sucks inside of gold ELO. The gold rating lost all of its meaning, and Mr. Gold saw this. Mr. Gold went into the Riot name change office and got himself renamed to Mr. Idiot who Sucks a lot. We just call him Mr. Moron.
And so gold ELO became **** ELO because so many **** players were carried to a place they never belonged. And so it was.
The end.
tl;dr- No.
+rep xDDD
Sage The Gemini
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DillButt64 wrote:
whatever you say buddy
having someone better than you carry you to gold isnt going to make you a better player
but whatever ill take you up on your offer, im going to get you to gold 4 and im expecting SGU and PFE for doing so
Add me u will get the skins if I get to the tiers.
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This isnt a scam its an incentive for helping me.
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