OTGBionicArm wrote:
usually the really good games need nothing said. it's pretty boring and redundant writing "we stomped the **** out of them and made them tell us who the Warden is." every game.
I put effort into my posts to add in humor. My previous posts are never like that. It's exaggerated dialogue and (somewhat, actually not really) witty humor thrown in to make the reads bearable. I spent the most effort on my mundo game last page with stuff like that. It's something I strive for in all of my game reviews.
Toshabi wrote:
The 2014 Gold V Budget Plan
It was another day at the office today, except that it wasn't now that I look back at it all. I had gotten prepared for another engagement as I, the boss, prepared to step into the clockwork of my company to make the necessary changes that are required by the boss to manage and control. I sat down at the desk when I noticed something. Something odd that could only be described as awkward sexual tension. Yes, the lustful fox,
Ahri stuck her foul tails into my office. I reached for my phone within a split second after I had slammed my door in her face. I believe she was trying to hand me some sort of form for a free "********" (gardener equipment??). It was some promotional item that honestly would've ended up where all the other's usually end up; as valentine day coupons to my beloved wife. I reached for the phone and quickly dialed Master Yi's extension.Of course, he had just finished watching the Matrix movie marathon this weekend and was convinced that he was the operator for some sort of alternate cyber dimension. I was told that I was being controlled by someone from another world or something like that. I threatened him with my severance package and quickly got him back on topic in regards to that **** fox walking my halls. What on earth could his sister be doing roaming around my office rather than to give my workers a lap pinkie? He sent me a e-mail that I had passed to all of our workers some time ago. To my dismay, today was "bring your sibling to work" day.
Tristana is going to be bringing her sister in today.
I hate poppy.
Poppy is the kind of whiny office ***** that seems to be a necessity to have around the office, even if you know that removing them would increase office productivity by 5000%. But that's not how I run my corporation. She was axed the instant she tried doing other people's jobs. She thinks she's a support. She thinks she's a jungler. She thinks she's an AP mid. She thinks she's at the Top.
Things got uncomfortable when she tried to do my job. A Worker's Comp claim was made when that happened some time ago, but I'm assuming that was all water under the bridge. Though, the horrible scar left on the back of her neck was always a constant reminder to me to make certain that I have my tools sharpened before the start of a work day.
Let's get back on topic. It was mandatory for her to be here. Tristana is a good worker. She always does her job well. Sometimes, she can do middle job well too. She was very excited to bring her sister poppy in today. I was not. But perhaps over the years of painful surgery and operations, she learned lesson. So being a new age boss, I decided to let her join the crew for just the day.
Not 5 minutes go by when I get a phone call from Master Yi down in jungle. Poppy wanted to take over his responsibilities for the day. Seeing how
Thresh retired, I was stuck up **** creek without a paddle. I haven't gotten around to hiring more assistants for Tristana. I would always put it off day after day after day. I would have temps fill the position, but when the subject of benefits would come up as well as long term employment, I'd always find it more reasonable to severe ties and save some money. I mean that quite literally too.The temp agency was closed today. I couldn't hire anyone else. Poppy was dead set on doing Master Yi's job and Master yi threatened to quit if I had him be an assistant for the day.
There was no harm in having poppy help jungle staff, right?
I was wrong.
The phones were ringing all day from bottom. I was constantly answering calls for Tristana when paperwork would not hit her desk. Demands rose non-stop and I was constantly breaking my back to go down to her cubical all day long. Ahri was too busy trying to take up a role as a stripper and typical office ***** to be much help to handle the mess in our middle department and well.... Master Yi and Poppy had meetings. Several meetings. I think there was a loss of blood between the two. All I know is that I already had my insurance agent on the phone to file another worker's comp claim by the time lunch time hit.
But god bless Tristana, she's a hard worker. She knew she had to pick up the slack today and she counted on me, her boss, to see to it that our demands were met today. She stayed in during her break to help me sort out some off scene projects such as dragon funding and Baron Buff Management. She even helped me place an order on jungle buffs, which, to my amazement, were constantly being lost to competing companies despite us having doubled our jungle work force for the day. But by the time high noon had come, me and Tristana set a record time for acquiring new prospects in the field of enemy turrets and inhibitors. By the end of the day, we had destroyed yet another competitor by the sheer force of our combined team work.
Our stocks rose by 25 points by the end of the day, and we're going into inspections and company appraisals by Riot Inc. themselves.
I cut off Poppy's head. I told Tristana that it was a fishing accident.
It was a very good day for my business.
- Mundo
Change every "I" to "Mundo".
Check yourself before you wreck yourself.
Basically how I play LoL
Hannul wrote:
Change every "I" to "Mundo".
Check yourself before you wreck yourself.
Check yourself before you wreck yourself.
I DIDNT WANT IT TO BE OBVIOUS!
It woulda been like a "OH **** IT WAS MUNDO THE WHOLE TIME" thing. Like inception. or something. YEAH
Holy **** Malphite is such an amazing champion.
This rock dude is fun in this ELO, because gold is the new Bronze. I can get away with **** like spell blade and just malph period. Goddam. I LOVE this ****ty ELO.
And Ryze is okay too. But I can't do much when the jungle wants to go above and beyond to stretch out my ********. AT LEAST IT LEFT TRISTANA ALL ALONE BOT LANE!
Goddam pokemon electrikes man. This is the new model btw. Twilight Sparkle got put in my bench for good ever since season 3 happened. I told her it just wasn't going to happen. Ever. I mean come on, she has WINGS now. That's so stupid!
Yup. Bye bye Twilight Sparkle. Here's to you.
Nera
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Nera wrote:
Love your posts so far Toshabi! especially that Mundo one:D
:Dc
Caitlyn: I WANT ADC <lock> YOu"RE LAST PICK SO YOU GOTTO GO SUPPORT CAUSE THAT MEANS YOU SUCK! WORST ELO HERE!Toshabi: Actually, my lovely loser, don't you remember the Riot Patch today? It's random on what picking order place we get. Caitlyn: SHUT UP AND SUPPORT.Toshabi: Malphite Caitlyn: OH MY ****ING GOD ARE YOU ****ING SERIOUS!? ARE YOU ****ING KIDDING ME YOU ****ING WORTHLESS NOOB YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE **** YOU'RE DOING WHY DON'T YOU PLAY A REAL SUPPORT YOU ****ING LOSER!<Game starts in 3...2.....1.... Get ready summoners!>
Caitlyn: YOU ***********ING PIECE OF ****!(One fed Caitlyn later thanks to Malphite being a total ****ing bro, throwing himself into the arms of death to save her from getting caught not once, not twice, not three times, not four times, but five times)
Caitlyn: Oh yeah! I totally carried that **** by myself. You're welcome team!
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Easiest games of my life. (I will put effort into these posts later)