So a snapshot of "Game 1" from this thread. Honestly, everyone called roles except for jungle again. Shocker. I wanted to go twitch this game simply because I don't have much twitch games this season (i think i'm only 2-0 with twitch :|). Honestly, they have a lot of scary CC on this team. We have annie to and me to offset it, but this looks like a game that will have to end before 30 minutes hits or else we lose. And ****ing Jinx causing all that ruckus and what not. I'll give you my tally of Criminals Arrested as soon as this is all over. And ugh.... unnn.... this Leona is not wearing her bikini skin. There's no reason to gank bot lane now other than to kill Jinx. Oh well. My predictions: Khazix will eat mid, Top lane will stalemate, and bot lane will (HOPEFULLY) get carried by me. My main focus is turning Sivir into a lean mean pushing machine. I'm counting on her pushability to win us this game.
WELL! AS A WISE MAN ONCE SAID, DEMS DAH BREAKS!
So this was one of those games where my predictions went to hell in a hand basket. Khazix probably looked up some kinky leblanc pornography because he was getting chained left and right. He came first. Err, first blood. GOOOOOOOOSH! BUG GUTS EVERYWHERE! At least the other team was pretty cool to talk with. I had fun with mine and jinx's dialogue in game. IT WAS LIKE ONE OF MY JAPANESE ANIMES!
But yeah. This lee sin just couldn't do much against kayle. He had to play it safe. But that's never how it works out. Lee sin kept on jumping on the creep next to kayle whenever he'd miss a Q. This resulted in kayle bapping him uncontrollably. BAP! BAP! BAP! BAP! He died so much in lane. I'd come in to kill kayle. I'd be one fist away from punching her to death. but BAP! Lee sin lands a Q. Kayle ults. Kayle kills lee sin. BAP! BAP BAP! AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH! Lee sin's body falls on the floor. I just. Stare..... staaaaaaaaaaaaaaare..... STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE! Weeping jesus on a cross! AND THIS WAS THE LEE SIN TELLING OUR KHAZIX THAT HE SUCKS! So after I punched kayle's back hard enough to give her some real titties, I walked away with my 300g and dead comrade in my hand.
I took him to my summer home.
where I mercilessly pounded his dead corpse against the freshly surfaced tile floor.
The end.
So this was one of those games where my predictions went to hell in a hand basket. Khazix probably looked up some kinky leblanc pornography because he was getting chained left and right. He came first. Err, first blood. GOOOOOOOOSH! BUG GUTS EVERYWHERE! At least the other team was pretty cool to talk with. I had fun with mine and jinx's dialogue in game. IT WAS LIKE ONE OF MY JAPANESE ANIMES!
But yeah. This lee sin just couldn't do much against kayle. He had to play it safe. But that's never how it works out. Lee sin kept on jumping on the creep next to kayle whenever he'd miss a Q. This resulted in kayle bapping him uncontrollably. BAP! BAP! BAP! BAP! He died so much in lane. I'd come in to kill kayle. I'd be one fist away from punching her to death. but BAP! Lee sin lands a Q. Kayle ults. Kayle kills lee sin. BAP! BAP BAP! AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH! Lee sin's body falls on the floor. I just. Stare..... staaaaaaaaaaaaaaare..... STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE! Weeping jesus on a cross! AND THIS WAS THE LEE SIN TELLING OUR KHAZIX THAT HE SUCKS! So after I punched kayle's back hard enough to give her some real titties, I walked away with my 300g and dead comrade in my hand.
I took him to my summer home.
where I mercilessly pounded his dead corpse against the freshly surfaced tile floor.
The end.
MrCuddowls wrote:
Hahahaha telling me my items are bad HHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAhA
Listen buddy don't judge someone's items if your only level 13
This build is Platinum approved, Thats all you need to know
Ahruu
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Your support and responses are like that of morning dew on the tongue of a person who doesn't drink water. :3c
So, ADC wasn't called. Time to be a rat. >:[
And a thresh that doesn't know how to thresh. Toshabi..... doesn't expect much this game. I took cleanse to hopfully **** over their bot combo, but that won't be the case really. Graves should be able to beat me NP, so a safe farm lane is what I shall perform. As for the rest of our team,.... well..... eh!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH! >:[
So, ADC wasn't called. Time to be a rat. >:[
And a thresh that doesn't know how to thresh. Toshabi..... doesn't expect much this game. I took cleanse to hopfully **** over their bot combo, but that won't be the case really. Graves should be able to beat me NP, so a safe farm lane is what I shall perform. As for the rest of our team,.... well..... eh!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH! >:[
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A: That one guy on MOBAfail who seems to be the exact opposite of what the Veteran's on this site stand for, code wise.
Q: Shouldn't he be put in the "Villains" category?
A: Yes, but we haven't gotten around to making that rank system yet because he constantly goes away from the site.
Q: Why does he vanish so much?
A: Because he goes to work and school full time, according to sources.
Q: I see that Toshabi has a new LoL acount. Was his main account banned?
A: No. It appears that he made an alternate account named "DiscordrlyCondct" for alternative reasons.
Q: Alternative reasons such as....?
A: Simply, to dispel the excuse of "I can't do good in ranked because I don't have all the champions, a ****load of rune pages and a person to duo queue with all the time as well as I wasn't Gold I ELO last season so I have to swim up the **** ladder while you enjoy your position up top!"
Q: You seem to know a lot about Toshabi and his motives, Mr. Interviewee. Why is that?
A: Because I am Toshabi
Q: .....o.....oooooh.....
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So yes, I was going to make this thread much earlier, but what with school and work getting in the way, all I really wanted to do was twiddle my **** and just play games. How did things work out? Well,
So far after about 2 weeks of hammering at ranked and going 6-4 in placements, I was placed in Silver V from having no ELO and had to climb upward from there. So, you ask, "Toshabi, you probaly have godly runes and a ****load of"-
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, MISTER! >:[
As you can see here,
These runes are pretty damn standard. And yes, these runes cover all the essentials for me and my needs as I please. Though, the Mpen pages are pretty subpar due to not having enough IP to cover everything (I prioritized champ purchases over rune purchases during my climb to 30), it still gets me from A to B from the **** ELO I'm at right now. And how does my champion pool look like?
As you can see, the essentials be covered. My primary champions that I dig in this whole get up are
SO YEAH! It would be lovely if Toshabi simply added in a screencap from a game, but I'm too lazy. All you get is the introduction. Sure, I might make a funny picture drawing of a ranked game or two if I have the time, but for the most part, it'll just be screen shots + my outrageous commentary about why the other team sucks so much
Moral of this thread: If a full time student and job Toshabi can do it with such a skimpy amount of LoL resources, YOU SURE AS HELL CAN DO IT YOURSELF!
I seriously hate this community and how pathetic 95% of its participants are. From champion select to end game, I find that having "tribunal" is a waste of time to get rid of the immature/loser players in this game, and a rather damn pointless thing to have while I'm at that. Tribunal was meant to stifle the amount of toxic players, so far, nothing has changed. Riot can tote the "DAHUURR BUT WE PUNISHED LIEK 70% OFF THE ***MUNITY LOLZ" all they want, the fact of the matter is, every game you join will have 4+ more *******s in it. Riot will never be able to balance this out.
This also means that roughly 40-70% of the people reading these threads will be the same *******s that I'm talking about, but will still jump on my **** about me being right because they want to seem like they're apart of the solutions.
Also also, Toshabi is apart of that 70% in regards to making fun of people who he thinks are stupid. Silly ol' hypocritical Toshabi.