"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
Latest Legend wrote:
Sherlock. There's a terrible one and a good one. Actually there are too many. But I mean the one with the hobbit in it.
This confuses me on so many levels. T.T
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Man I don't even know, after watching Firefly the knowledge that it was cancelled after a single season made me lose all hope in humankind.
Yes, because faith in humankind can only come from good Sci-Fi series....
Anyone else annoyed by the bandwagoning for the martyr of a series that is Firefly?
It's good, but it's not the be-all end-all of sci-fi series..
It feels like it's time to get over it guys..