"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
Latest Legend wrote:
Sherlock. There's a terrible one and a good one. Actually there are too many. But I mean the one with the hobbit in it.
This confuses me on so many levels. T.T
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Man I don't even know, after watching Firefly the knowledge that it was cancelled after a single season made me lose all hope in humankind.
Yes, because faith in humankind can only come from good Sci-Fi series....
Anyone else annoyed by the bandwagoning for the martyr of a series that is Firefly?
It's good, but it's not the be-all end-all of sci-fi series..
It feels like it's time to get over it guys..