"I saw [Twilight: Eclipse] in theaters with a girl I was dating at the time. I spent more time staring at my toes and wiggling them than I did watching this abomination. When Edward proposed to Blank Face, I finally looked up with a revelation.
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
I blurted out loud, in a dead silent theater full of teenage girls on opening night "Wait a minute, Edward has no blood flow. How does he get an erection?" I heard several men laughing, and had several girls turn and stare at me.
I did not get laid that night." - Berengier817
GrandmasterD wrote:
Did not know that was a thing; thanks for the heads-up.
Reminds me, does Toshabi have great tips to get chicks?
Toshabi Tip #1: When you seek the council of someone who's giving you tips on scoring online *****, you've reached rock bottom.
throatslasher wrote:
I disagree. No one has ever given good advice ever on the internet, eh?
Toshabi Tip #2: When you actively declare that you're making a guide for scoring online *****, you've tilted your fedora 10° forward too much.
jhoijhoi wrote:
Also, I think the levels of immorality in this thread are astounding. You'd really throw a child off a boat for your own luggage? Wow.
Toshabi Tip #3: When you have no idea what you're talking about or what's going on, LITERALLY NO CLUE, give your opinions and voice them strongly and adamantly.
It's not a guide for picking up online *****. I'd be happy to explain it to you but you're entirely not worth the effort. Stay off my field report.
It's not a guide for picking up online *****. I'd be happy to explain it to you but you're entirely not worth the effort. Stay off my field report.
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I would say that's a mediocre/bad representation, read this instead http://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/12v1hf/almost_a_hundred_subscribers_welcome_newcomers/
I'm pretty sure that's worse, for several reasons..