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Okay I just had the weirdest dream ever.
There was a party going on, and there was this guy with really freaky teeth. It's like he cut them in the shape of fire, with a freaking pattern-cutter. Anyhow, he invites two girls to do a porno on the bridge later and they accept, cuz logic. Well on the bridge they go out to the end of it and he sets up some sort of spotlight so you can hardly see him. Then he walks out to them, says something I can't remember and then chops one of the girls' hands off and shoots the other girl with some kind of sleeping injection. He then proceeds to take out the eyes from the girl without a hand and starts embedding them into the sleeping girl's chest, connecting them to her bloodflow. The eyes embeded into the skin of her chest start oscilating to the rhythm of her heartbeat.
And I wake up, ****ing terrified.
There was a party going on, and there was this guy with really freaky teeth. It's like he cut them in the shape of fire, with a freaking pattern-cutter. Anyhow, he invites two girls to do a porno on the bridge later and they accept, cuz logic. Well on the bridge they go out to the end of it and he sets up some sort of spotlight so you can hardly see him. Then he walks out to them, says something I can't remember and then chops one of the girls' hands off and shoots the other girl with some kind of sleeping injection. He then proceeds to take out the eyes from the girl without a hand and starts embedding them into the sleeping girl's chest, connecting them to her bloodflow. The eyes embeded into the skin of her chest start oscilating to the rhythm of her heartbeat.
And I wake up, ****ing terrified.
"We've had a few gloomy years with bad console ports, and what do we get in the light at the end of the console-tunnel? A tablet OS ported to PC." - Atlas Tasume, on Windows 8
^They missed the "but don't you want kids????" - though I guess that's more something a parent would say?
no one has ever asked me that .-. but then again, no one besides my parents/siblings/one of my aunts in my family actually knows that I'm bi (because they're all pretty religious and wouldn't approve, an unfortunate side effect of living in a rather conservative part of the US, so I just haven't bothered to mention it)....which probably lowers the amount of people who might ask me that.
EDIT: what the legitimate ballsack is this
EDIT: what the legitimate ballsack is this
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Anyway Marvel had a deal with some japanese TV station back in the 70s which gave them the rights to use certain Marvel Characters anyway they wanted. This resulted in the mess we know as "Japanese Spider-Man! Since then Marvel has regained the rights to the show and you can watch all if not most of the episodes on Marvel for free just go to videos and type in "Japanese Spiderman" and Bam it's so Corny it's awesome level is over 9000!