How old are you?
Janitsu wrote:
Jag skulle kunna vara tio år gammal eftersom du inte har sett mitt ansikte. :((
- Grammar nazi was here.
"I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m ****ing ******ed but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache†and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding." - Guuse
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
"uh, I identify as counterstrike and I find this globally offensive" - ???
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DuffTime wrote:
ok ok plz carry me omg
i was only waiting for you to ask
Temzilla wrote:
Too hot to be icecream.
Luther3000 wrote:
He looks like a hair gel advert on legs
Toshabi wrote:
Icecreamy, with hair as slick and smooth as the ocean waves of Cocobana
emoriam wrote:
It's interesting how similar Swedish is to German - I can literally understand every single word :p
It's funny because they are both Indo-European languages h4h4h4
unlike Finnish which is Uralic language
I mean, in Finnish that sentence would be:
Minä en ole valehtelija :( Olet hyvin törkeä!
Minä voisin olla kymmenen vuotta vanha, koska et ole koskaan nähnyt minun kasvojani.
And you can always shorten it like this:
En ole valehtelija :( Olet hyvin törkeä!
Voisin olla kymmenen vuotta vanha, koska et ole koskaan nähnyt kasvojani.
Because is Finnish we **** your languages with all the "me, myself and I"s.

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don't you dare to forget my birthday like you did with the last ~30 birthdays
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