Hello folks, this is my special guide on how to be the very best at being the very worst. Now I know what you're thinking "Can't you just either go borderline afk every game or just not play at all to accomplish that?". Absolutely not. You see there is an art to being bad. Most bronze players such as myself don't try anything new and consistently end up losing time and time again. However what we bring isn't worthy of a badness that is artful. Majority of bad players only make their badness stale and old but the true unsung heroes of the League of Legend communities who suck in creative ways. They're the reason why we are privileged to watch fail compilations of the most outstandingly jank and severely egregious plays.

After you read this guide, no matter from which elo you come from be it Faker to a 35 year old man that yells at little kids for feeding, you'll master the art of being bad at League of Legends.

First and foremost, you want to make sure to get an account that loses every single game. I know this is frustrating but you want to make sure your hidden elo stays as low as possible before you come anywhere near touching ranked. Once you have successfully landed yourself in the darkest depths of bronze V, you are ready to begin to show the world your skills in no skill.

Before we get started with plays, do not blatantly waste a flash or ultimate. You have to make it look like that you actually meant it and not as a joke. Clearly if trick2G blows a flash and ultimate right in front of the enemy, that isn't being bad, that is failing the art of bad and just mastering the art of disrespect. As worthy of an art disrespect is, that is not our focus here. Anywho make sure you blow abilities for absolutely no reason when something starts happening from time to time. You'll want to mix this up with failing attempted flashes to pursue enemies or even flashing straight into enemy lines.

Now that you'll be a laughing stock of the community, it's time to further rub salt into the wound by selecting the right champion. There are many creative ways to go about this but the number one way to pull it off is to always go Yasuo. Pay no need if you already have 2 tanks, 2 damage dealers; You do as you please. Do this for any character in League that has a tragic backstory and an incredibly high skill ceiling.

Congratulations, you now know how to do the part but now it's time to act the part. When it comes to behavior, never acknowledge that anything is ever your fault. Did you just die after you flashed right in and died to their bait? Blame the jungler or support. Did you just lose the entire game due to backdooring? Blame the entire team except for yourself for not guarding that weakness. You see, it is very simple. Whatever bad that happens in the game, blame somebody else and if they disagree with you, just mute them and continue talking as if you are right.

If you want to be more creative than act like the typical raging player, you can also be the overly optimistic teammate. Just like the rager, pay no heed to the situation no matter how bad it gets. Sure they already have over 9000 dragons and barons. Sure every inhibitor is taken and your nexus is at 300 HP but it doesn't matter. Just keep telling your demotivated team that it's going to be alright and you'll win i- oh wait they're takin-... never mind we lost.

But wait there's more. You can also try being an overly pessimistic player who does accept how bad he is and instead resorts to making overly edgy posts and guides on joking about how bad the players in League are. To be like this guy, do acknowledge how bad you are and yet continue to fail improving because you gave up on it a long time ago and no longer know why you keep going. ( I'm totally not gay that guy )

There you have it, you're on your way to having 9001 negative elo while doing it artfully. I am open to comments and suggestions, of any type, shape, gender, race and etc. Still a work in progress guide.