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Spells:
Smite
Ghost
Ability Order
Power Chord (PASSIVE)
Sona Passive Ability
INTRODUCTION OR SOMETHIN
Quoted:
HEY JUSTJUNGLESONA, WHY JUNGLE SONA?
Quoted:
HEY JUSTJUNGLESONA, WHY JUNGLE SONA?
YOU WANNA WIN? WANT TO STAY IN ELO HELL? PLAY JUNGLE SONA AND WIN EVERY GAME IN ELO HELL.
Quoted:
JUSTJUNGLESONA, YOU'RE PROBABLY BLUFFING, LEMME SEE SOME STATS!
Quoted:
JUSTJUNGLESONA, YOU'RE PROBABLY BLUFFING, LEMME SEE SOME STATS!
YOU THINK I'M LYING? CHECK THIS. EIGHT. ****IN. PENTA KILLS.
WHAT ELSE SHOULD I KNOW, JUSTJUNGLESONA?
YOU HAVE TO ABLE TO SECURE KILLS.
YOU SEE THAT LVL 18 SINGED THAT POPPED GHOST AND ULT BUT ONLY HAS 2 BARS HP? ****IN' GET THAT *****. Q THE **** OUT OF HIM. KILL SECURED. YOU GET TRINITY FORCE QUICKER, AND YOUR TEAMMATES WILL THANK YOU. GET FED, GET MONEY, GET WINS.
GREATER MARK OF SONA STRENGTH - THIS **** WILL RAPE THOSE JUNGLE CREEPS AND YOUR ENEMY LANES WON'T SEE THIS ADDITIONAL AD COMING. HOLY **** THIS STUFF IS CRAZY.
GREATER MARK OF BREAST IMPLANTS - YOU SEE THAT BLUE BUFF RAPING YOUR 4 BAR HP? **** THAT ****. GET SOME ARMOR.
GREATER SEAL OF BREAST IMPLANTS -****ING OBVIOUS, GET THIS ****.
GREATER GLYPH OF HARD SEX - 'COS THIS **** OP, AIN'T IT JAY? WHAT WE HAVIN'? FISH FILLET?
GREATER QUINTESSENCE OF GOLD DIGGING - HOLY **** BATMAN, DO YOU WANT TO CARRY YOUR TEAM? WELL THE ONLY WAY IS TO GET GOLD. TRINITY FORCE AT 10 MINUTES? SURE!
GREATER MARK OF BREAST IMPLANTS - YOU SEE THAT BLUE BUFF RAPING YOUR 4 BAR HP? **** THAT ****. GET SOME ARMOR.
GREATER SEAL OF BREAST IMPLANTS -****ING OBVIOUS, GET THIS ****.
GREATER GLYPH OF HARD SEX - 'COS THIS **** OP, AIN'T IT JAY? WHAT WE HAVIN'? FISH FILLET?
GREATER QUINTESSENCE OF GOLD DIGGING - HOLY **** BATMAN, DO YOU WANT TO CARRY YOUR TEAM? WELL THE ONLY WAY IS TO GET GOLD. TRINITY FORCE AT 10 MINUTES? SURE!
FOREPLAY
****IN' CLOTH ARMOR - HEY, YOU WANT 90001 ARMOR AT LVL 1? TAKE THIS ****
****IN' HEALTH POTS - GET DRUNK OFF THIS ****, AND BUY 5 OF EM.
AFTER YOU GET LIKE, A MILLION GOLD, GET A PAIR OF THESE NIKES.
INSERTION
4CHANITY FORCE - YOU NEED THIS. DISREGARD YOUR "TANKY DPS" AND BUY THIS ****. BECAUSE **** THEM.
BLACK CLEAVER? MORE LIKE ***** BETWEEN SONA'S TIT CLEAVAGE - REAL *** DPS ITEM, RIDICULOUS.
AEGIS OF THE HUGETITTYCLAN
- YOUR TEAMMATES WILL PROBABLY FLAME YOU FOR GOING WITH THIS BUILD, BUT **** THEM, GET THIS TO COMPENSATE.
***********
FROZEN ***** - YOU'RE PROBABLY GONNA BE SQUISHY AS ****, SO YOU GONNA NEED SO MORE HP.
MADRED'S BLOODYVAGINA - DAMN, BECOME KOG'MAW WITH THIS.
SONA IS THE BEST CHARACTER IN THE GAME. **** ALL THOSE FLAVOR OF THE MONTH CHARACTERS. AND BUY SONA WITH 10 $5 RP CARDS. SHE CAN JAUINGEL(BEST JUNGLER),SHE CAN AP CARRY(MORE OF PLACEBO EFFECT BECAUSE HER RATIOS ARE NEGLIBLE), SHE CAN AD CARRY(FLYING **** BATMAN, 5 TRINITY FORCES), AND SHE CAN ****IN' TANK(GLOBAL TAUNT BECAUSE TITS).
WIN GAMES
WIN GAMES
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