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Spells:
Ghost
Exhaust
DISCLAIMER
And to that I say one, don't be racist, its 2017 you can identify as African if you want I don't ****ing know some politically correct guilty feeling white overweight american will be offended for you, and two I'm already well over halfway through my pick and mix of various opiates and crystallised bleach so I'm far too gone to change it all now and the mistake is probably due to the fact that the only colour I can currently see is the crimson red of the blood that's quickly pouring out of my tight, burning eye holes
The default choice for summoner spells for a healthy and proud kenyan tribes(insert gender neutral pronoun here because ****ing 2017) individual are exhaust and ghost.
Ghost because you need to use those long heckin legs that the good lord gave you to chase down some much needed water to feed your tribe and 13 children born of your 7 marriages to men whose names nobody has any idea how to pronounce. It will also allow you to run away, or if you're feeling brave kick away, from any large animals that dare come near your home and or/sacred pile of dirt with beads in.
Exhaust is the second choice, this is a multipurpose summoner spell. Since you can summon exhaust, you control the exhaust, this allows you to completely negate exhaustion from dehydration and continous exposure to a sun that's more intense than a prolonged discussion about astrophysics with a caffeine crash al gore. It also allows you to choose to curse your fellow kenyan runners with complete exhaustion, causing them to lose the race and fail to qualify for the olympics. Ensure to mock them in whichever out of approximately 17000 african dialects you choose to speak.
Ghost because you need to use those long heckin legs that the good lord gave you to chase down some much needed water to feed your tribe and 13 children born of your 7 marriages to men whose names nobody has any idea how to pronounce. It will also allow you to run away, or if you're feeling brave kick away, from any large animals that dare come near your home and or/sacred pile of dirt with beads in.
Exhaust is the second choice, this is a multipurpose summoner spell. Since you can summon exhaust, you control the exhaust, this allows you to completely negate exhaustion from dehydration and continous exposure to a sun that's more intense than a prolonged discussion about astrophysics with a caffeine crash al gore. It also allows you to choose to curse your fellow kenyan runners with complete exhaustion, causing them to lose the race and fail to qualify for the olympics. Ensure to mock them in whichever out of approximately 17000 african dialects you choose to speak.
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