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Henlo frens and welcome back to one of my glorious guides on how to League of Legends.
This time i present to you: the Nick. Wtf is a Nick? Nick is the old romanian synonym for a person who doesn't train. The best choice to make a Nick in League is Sett but only building attack speed.
So what is this guide about? It's about showing the world the importance of working out so nobody has to be a Nick. This guy thinks he has the biceps but jokes on him we build almost no ad or tenacity. Instead we build stuff that makes him attack faster, implying that his arms are so thin that he can punch really fast.

Sett is known as a bruiser, tank. You attack him with 3 people and suddenly he decides to press W, dealing 800 true damage and you be like babedi bubedi wtf just happened what truck just hit me, mom come pick me up im scared. Sett can run towards the enemy with alot of hate throwing the first person he sees into the rest of the team. After that it's a good ol bar fight.Attack speed Sett (from now on referred to as Nick) however works a bit diffrent. You are the gentlemen among the bar-brawlers because you only take 1vs1 fights. Not because you will die instantly to the fact that Nick never visits the gym and you build no hp or resistance but because you are a true man of honor. Ganging up on somebody is gay. The enemy can either come one by one, respecting your attidude or straight up kill you. If the second scenario occours make sure to throw as much insults as possible in their face because that's what a true Nick does.

Abilities

Items

Sett - A true Nick Melee, DPS, Assassin, Gentleman, Guy who rarely visits the gym, JunglerUtility of Protein shakes: low Biceps: small Possibility of growing muscles: non existent

Since your AD is pretty low due to the lack of physical power and the fact this champ has no AP scaling the only possible way of dealing damage is throwing as many autoattacks in the enemy's face as possible. Chances are low you will ever develope an upper arm that might intimidate or hurt anybody. Chances are low you will ever get a compliment for your recent gains. Chances are high however that the enemy underestimates you because of your weak, fragile presence. Use that to give them the double-binch-slap-experience they will never forget!

Pros

+ ctetur adipiscing el + high dps despite avoiding the gym 24/7 + pointless insults + good 1vs1 potential + EMBRACE THE NICK

Your damage against single targets is insane. You might have low chances against multiple foes but a Nick naturally has the abilty to think of dumb, meaningless insults faster than your champion mastery 7 Yasuo died to the enemy midlaner. Ditching the gym and training gives you plenty of time to recalculate your life choices making you think you might want to be a Dirk instead.

Cons

+ no biceps + no triceps + bad against multiple enemies + limited item choice + you might get banned + low hp, resistances

Naturally the Nick has weak upper arms making the threat of his punches almost as small as Jinx' tiddies. Also Nick's attidude forbids situational item builds and running away like a coward making his next move very predicatble and easy to read. The danger of getting banned occurs in situations when the enemy ganks up on you like you're a certain blonde pronstar on a certain white couch. The Nick has no other choice but to insult and flame the enemy for not having the balls to face you fair.

Attack speed

VS

AD/ tankiness

As said before Attack speed is your only possibilty of dealing damage. Pit Grit allows you to attack even faster, making Sett the ideal Nick. Since this build has lots of onehit damage making use of the passive and resetting your autoattacks with Knuckle Down is essential to achieve lane and game dominance.

You might wonder: if Nick is weak why don't build damage. You can't. That would make his attacks do damage, implying he would visit the gym.

In early game everyone is a child with no damage. So for the first item you're not much diffrent from a normal not-Nick. Just abuse Sett's dumb base damage to make sure the mid and late game aren't to hard.

Despite hating this build for the past 2 hours i've been working on it this that's the phase Nick can really crush the enemy. While others concentrate on training their body or mind the Nick constantly pushes the toplane while harassing his opponents verbally making him a scary dude to face in this phase because you won't be able to 1vs1 him.
Even Ivern recognizes Nick's strength mid game. They once fought on top of wallmart and Nick forced Ivern to use 2% of his power to stop him.

The playstyle is basically the same as mid game. Push, crush enemies who are dumb enough to fight you 1vs1 and assert dominance by spamming emotes and "haha" in all chat. Ideally you have a Lulu by your side giving you Fruchtzwerge-steroids.

The Nick is a strong build if played correctly. The Nick is as weak as his appearence if played wrong. To become the ultimate Nick you have to think, drink, and not train like a Nick.
So have fun playing this build and easily climbing the ladder all the way up to silver 2.
Peace

Again i thank xXelo5slayerXx for supporting me in this guide. He was a great help and gave me a muffin. Please add him in League and tell him his mom can't cook. Ty.