Well M8`s, this is our first guide. So we want to explain what we`re trying to accomplish with our guides. Our goal is to create annoying as fck monsters that are not so popular in the meta.
So our first guide will be about the legendary "Smited-Twisted-Rape". Goal: Raping enemy squishys to make them leave - recommented for "bronze pros"!

Your goal is raping butts. What do u need for it? Damage. Pure Damage. So take all those goodie ap`s and this tiny bit of pen.

Don`t forget arcane blade for a bit extra damage.

Ludens, Runeglaive, arcane blade and your "e" proc on your "w". Power them up with a ****load of AP and a bit magic pen for one-hit potential.

Like i said in the notes there are two ways of skil order. In lane try to poke with ur q and make it easier to with a yellow card on your w. Keep an eye on your mana, if your low on mana- blue cards on minions for a lil refresh.
If ur e and w are maxed out youre ready for action.
IMPORTANT: You gonna do the following now:
1. Locate a weak target (squishy one)
2. Get in range with ur ult
3. Get ur e stacked so the extra dmg passive is ready (cards flying around you)
4. Ult port to the target
5. Three options: 1.: Try the one-hit: Pick the blue card because it deals the most damage. 2.: Do a two hit: pick yellow card: single target will be stunned for ur q to land 3.: Red card: Two-Three-Targets- for example: Adc and support (REMEMBER it has to be squishy) red card then q for massive aoe burst
6. type in chat something like "Bye Bye Scrub." you want to make them mad-they flame--> they pissed--> they type (basicly afk) --> they leave after a few times.

Smite for Runeglaive. Flash because u need the mobility- no dashes.

Simple Guide on buttfcking squishys. More detailed information now.

This **** is pure gold for ranked. In ranked people are usually more salty, more aggresive, more tryhard. They will be pissed off very quickly. They leave earlier and flame more. -> Freelo.

Pro:
-Rape
-Not considered a trollpick (even with smite)
-also strong aoe for teamfights (w-red+q+runeglaive)
-assassin+strong teamfighter -->versitile pick

Cons:
-No Misaya playz with Hourglass early
-Needs Itemz to get rolling
-****ty ult fcks u right in da butt

Red-w can be a good for waveclearing toghether with ur q. After farming like this mana is easy restored with blue-w.

If the enemy team is a bunch of ****s and will always stay in team its not lost. Group, get some tank to engage a fight and zone the enemies. Then red w with e empowered and a q- tada entire enemy team destroyed.

Your ultimate is the key for a rape for a leave- its realy strong, it allows you the assasinate across the map use it wisely. The mechanix on twisteds w are perfect for a smooth lil raping.

Now get out there and have fun while ****ing the squishys butts.----JUST DO IT, MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE.
Btw: Get this expensive, but ugly, skin. Money= ****-size