I got downvoted into the 20% mark.

Lets take a moment to read the title-
Tryndamere - TITS OR GTFO (dont follow item build)
Did you see the "(dont follow the item build)" part

stop downvoting because it doesnt match your perfect guide. I don't care if you're HotShotGG, This **** is unacceptable, i thought your were better than this

If you dont like the ITEM BUILD give a vote for explanation

if you dont think its gonna work-
play me

1V1
mid only

you can take teemo for all i care

There are those who choose not to live in one of the great city-states of Valoran. Instead, they live in remote locales, often as part of a nomad or barbarian tribe. While perils abound in these untamed lands, there is also great freedom in being removed from the politics of Valoran. Tryndamere was born a member of one of these barbarian tribes in northern Valoran. Even as a young boy, it was obvious that he would grow in martial prowess to become one of his clan's greatest warriors. However, as his clan moved south between the Howling Marsh and the Ironspike Mountains, they came across strangers in black garb, brandishing symbols of a beast's skull. Despite Tryndamere's pleas, his elder went out to speak with the strangers; they cut him down mercilessly. From there, they began to slaughter every man, woman, and child in the clan. Tryndamere, the sole survivor, hid under the bodies of his dead parents. Upon their bloodied corpses, he swore eternal vengeance on those who took his people from him - the assassins of Noxus.
To train himself, Tryndamere voluntarily served under all the great chieftains of the barbarian tribes, learning the ways of the barbarian warrior. Not only did this make him the man he needed to become in order to exact his revenge, it has also garnered him friends and allies among the most powerful barbarian leaders of Valoran. This recently allowed him to unite the barbarians into a single, powerful force - all under his command. Now he has joined the League of Legends to earn enough influence to find a permanent home for his people... and to slake his rage on the champions of his hated foes.
"The next true power will come from the far north, and it will involve Tryndamere - one way or another." –- Graccus Mightstone, League Senior Political Scholar

People are always telling me that Malice runes are amazing on trynd. Look at the build. Mid game sports 40% crit chance with high AS. You dont need those runes. I run Armor Pent. For last game, it puts your tits...in their face.

Armor and Mg resist per level keep your tits in their face for longer.

Here's your build. How i play him. Now, ive played in the start with Mobafire guides on him and Solomid guides. But, they lacked that UMPH that he needs.

1. Start with Crit gloves... for some tit perkyness (and pots for longer perkyness)
2. Buy Avarice blade for GP5 while bashing minions
3. Buy your BF Sword... its your BFF
4. Buy boots of speed to chase down those pesky squishies.
5. FARM THE JUNGLE CREEPS (unless you have a jungler.)
6. Gank at the 15:00 mark.
7. Finish Infinity Edge when you can
8. Phantom dancer for finishing your items.

-GANK SQUISHIES-

Need to survive or keep your tits in their face longer- FROZEN MALLET

Need to kill those tanks- MADREDS BLOODRAZOR

Pesky mundo making your tits sag- EXECUTIONERS CALLING

Maor lifesteal- BLOODTHIRSTER

Annie- Hexdrinker

While this part is not for actual jungling (as in SMITE), but for your mid game farm.

Some people would like to push lanes and get farm in. I play Trynd as the "HOLY **** GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE" reaction maker. The second you slash through that wall, they should either run (and die) or fight (and die harder). Your tits should be regenerating so much lifesteal to sustain yourself under a turret!

More to be explained on how to jungle mid game and gank VERY VERY HARD

What is fury? Fury is something that got first featured in Renekton. Fury for Tryndamere isn't the extra effect and damage buff of renekton... no- It gives Critical chance, Attack speed, and Attack Damage!

If you go jungling at any point in the game- You will get full fury (averaging about 30% crit chance here). With this full fury, you should be able to get a double kill under a turret and spin out (assuming you have your ULT and lifesteal.

Now you may be asking yourself: BUT MINI, WHAT IF I'M TOO LOW OF HP?

The answer's simple and sinful. You gotta farm hard, leveling Bloodlust will make you sustain so much.... some games i don't even buy pots. Fury is one of your main components.

WITH FULL FURY YOU WILL OUT 1V1 ANY CHAMP IN THIS GAME! TWICE!

Early Game-

You need a stun to work well... if they can stun- GG

Mid Game-

FARM FARM FARM, You'll need some help, but not much!

LATE GAME-

Most games of Tryndamere don't last that long (they all surrender)... but here's the mentality-

YOU ARE A PISSED BARBARIAN KING WITH NO ALE!!! ANYONE ON YOUR TEAM THAT GOES WITHIN 5 FEET IS TRYING TO STEAL YOUR KILLS...

Now, Late Game.... you dont need help. You have 420 MS, all your hits are crits, you have unmatched Attack Speed (only YI beats you in that... but dies), AND You can't die! Yi will get in your face, even if hes fed-

700
700
700
YI DEAD

Trynd comes out with full 2500 HP!

Only one note-

YOU NEED NEED CLEANSE!!!

How NOT to enter battle-

Running in or walking in

HOW TO enter battle-

SPINNING SLASH IN AND HIT YOUR MOCK SHOUT ON ANY RUNNERS
CATCH UP AND

OPEN A CAN OF WHOOP ***