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Vladimir Counters Trydnamere (In-Depth)

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Spells:

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Ability Order

Tryndamere Passive Ability

Introduction

Hey Guys! Welcome to the BEST trydanmere guide out there. You shall be famous to everyone when you use this guide! I kid you not, everyone will know your name! Make sure that whatever you do you read

EVERYTHING

in this guide. Because it's in-depth and you want to know more information you need to read everything to get a clear understanding of the only way you can play trydnamere. Before we begin I must say now that if you downvote this guide you are a troll and a no life. This guide was made in weeks and took me lots of effort. If you downvote my guide make sure you tell me why and if you don't own one yourself you will need to tell your parents to give yourself less RAM on your computer to stop watching pron. Now let's get started!

Tryndaere is an AP Tank, very powerful only when built with proper items. He excels at increasing his rage for more power, making his damage unbelievable even for a tank. THere are many ways to play , but if you don't build like this you are a nooblord. Make sure you have some decency in your pride before doing this. Also, prepare for the best (or the worst). Now that I'm finished the conclusion, read the guide!

Runes

You're not and therefore you can't get free runes from teh rune prison. However, you still want some decent runes on tryndamere. Make sure these runes are exactly the way it is. Because you don't want pokeballs flying in your ..... do you? Continue reading on and you will understand everything that I picked. Now read on:

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For marks, I take Lesser Destruction. Because is underpowered and we want to be destroying things, we want destruction runes. However, we don't want to kill everything TOO quickly right? So take the lesser ones or you'll be a frenzy. Go easy on your enemies yo. Or else riot will ban you for getting too destructive and you'll jump out of the computer screen and give Obama a handshake upside-down.

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I love seal otters! Don't you? They need to be intelligent so bring your lesser seal of intelligence. Don't make them too smart or they'll be smarter then YOU! =D These will help you very much and make sure you don't buy any runes because seals are an endangered species and you need to keep them safe in Africa. Why africa you say? Because in 10000 years Africa will become the frozen wasteland of what is nowadays called "Antarctica". But thanks to George Bush, Antarctica glacier has been melting since his all mighty reign since his bribery into the government. Enuff talk, buy your seals and save some lives!

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GLIF i mean CLIFF i mean CLIFFORD(or glyphord if you want)

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These are the only possible cliffs for .I have no idea why these runes are SO GOOD on him. In fact, whether they are in there or not, you don't see a difference at all! That's how good they are.

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These will help your summoner spell . I'll explain why I took that later. They also help you with your QQing as you're so underpowered you'll want to QQ and go capslockcommando like this:

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your excuse for sucking is because Tryndamere is an underpowered champion. Make sure that after every game you lose with Tryndamere you want to go to the Riot headquarters and tell morello that Tryndamere needs to be buffed.

Masteries

You want to master the art of . That's it...right?

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And maybe ... because is mastery. If you ever played you will know that

THESE TWO CHAMPIONS ARE NOTHING SIMILAR

. If you have and you are not a dunker, please ask riot for a refund and if they don't give it to you, you go sit in the corner in your dark room in the basement at IEM Kiev.

Who is your summoner and what does he spell? T.R.Y.D.N.A.M.E.R.E

this is your priority summoner spell. I take this because I want clarify how underpowered is. The enemy will say you are overpowered, but don't listen to them. Just clarify how bad he is and own them with this bad champion. In the end they'll be crying to their knee (in which shot an arrow in) while will be sitting in the beach watching television eating oranges.

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It's time to up the freljordians! The freljordian team comp is:
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This is the ultimate freljordian team composition. However most of them got sick because they were too cold and the new team comp becomes:
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Even though doesn't where any upper clothing, he is manly enough to withstand the cold. However half-way through he had to buy a and therefore lost some of his manliness.

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AVOID THESE ONES

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You are man like chuck norris, but not nearly as chuck as he is. You never tire, so you do are never exhausted. Therefore this skill is completely useless and you cannot use it at any point of the game.

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doesn't have the ability to burn his targets. He's a freljordian, so they should have a spell called Freeze or something. Why they don't do it, I don't know.

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the only time you'll ever use this skill is if you can't move. The only time you won't be able to move is if was playing and you were starring directly at her. Also the feeling of that is so good you wouldn't take this spell even you wanted to, and you dont.

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doesn't need to heal because he never suffers damage.

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You're , and you don't die. EVER. Unless jackie chan kicks you in the face and... On second thought maybe you can take this skill

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s are generally a bad idea in the Fields of Justice. The only ghost you'll ever see is the ghost of urf, and hes up in the grave near baron nashor. Also, I said this before, you are , and YOU DONT DIE.

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The last time you got a promotion was when made you king. Unless you become a space monkey and have the ability to be d to fleet admiral, you don't need this.

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Skills Sequence

I max first because I don't want to die. Also, it gives me rage which I can unleash unto my enemies. After 3 points in it you won't need anymore so focus on your next skill: . Once it's maxed you will win because:

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And we can all say we hate because he counters 's spin. Watch this video and you will know why:

But you want 4 skills?

MAN WHY DO YOU WANT 4 SKILLS, YOU ONLY NEED 2

oh well, anyways get one point in and . Because loves blood, you don't want to max your Q. And cmon, everyone can shout mockingly right? Btw,

VLADIMIR IS NOT A CHICKEN. THIS WILL NOT WORK ON HIM!!!!

Items

This will work only for trydanmere, so please do not use it on any other champion. Regardless, because he is so underpowered, you're going to need to have a LOT of items (whether they are helpful or not). If you do not build this way, you should uninstall the game intermediately and throw your computer out the window. Those who are willing to listen, follow me:

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this item is a must. Start with it and nothing but it. This item will increase you rage by +200, making last 3 seconds longer. Get this item and watch what happens later in the game. However, you must make sure that on your second trip back home, you want to buy 5 more of these sapphire crystals. When I mean home, I don't mean your base. I don't even know why a pig would work at a base. When I mean home, I mean your literal home, so pack up from the internet cafe and get to it.

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After a long time, you should be able to buy Catalyst the protector. Once you get 6 of these, you'll become unstoppable. Dive the enemy turret and live because you're invincible.

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If this is your current build, then you are doing it correctly! Now you want to go for some hardcore momentum right? Oh wait but first you need to get some shoes.
Get two of these. Not one, because you have a pair of feet for a pair of shoes right? Oh I forgot to mention that also tends to do push-ups, so you're going to need 4 . You'll move very fast now. Problem solved.

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Your next item should be . Remember when you married at freljord? You forgot to get a wedding ring! Now because you're delayed by so much you need 3 of these items. Too bad, the stats they give you are good, but you can no longer buy them. What you need to do is to hack the game company and buy with IP. Now will be delighted the next time she sees you.

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After some recent patches, got nerfed a bit. Of course, if you got nerfed and you were underpowered, you would be mad wouldn't you? What do you build when you get mad?

RAGE!!!!!!!!

So we want to build rage. How do we do that?
By buying , it will help restore your rage. However, you don't want to become TOO angry do you? Now is a good time to get

MORE RAGE!!!!!!!!

. <<The opposite of that. So your goal is to get decrease some of your rage because you don't want to take out your anger on your wife do u? Need to keep chill or your parents will give you a slap so painful that even won't keep you alive. That's why we buy . Cools us down fast like truck, and increases maximum rage. Very useful

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Now with your current build, the enemy will become so scared they will attempt to surrender. However, with your powerful , you cut the surrender button in half, causing the enemy team to be unable to quit. They attempt to /ff but instead it just drew them a map that covered the entire screen. Even when the enemy team is blinded, you're still not finished with your build. got doubled blinded, causing him to become sight worthy and he can see you now. You must take your rage on him! With your maximum rage capped at about 2000, it's time to buy 6 now. Your power becomes unlimited. Your s will be firing 's at the enemy, dealing insane damage. Keep up hope and you will win the game soon. Remember to cast to become invincible for 2 hours.

this is the last item you will buy. is so strong that it gives you tons of damage output while kept chill. Once you bought , you can no longer be defeated. You'll be critting the enemeis for 5 damage! Your build is completed and you won the game! y!

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After the game is finished, you want to chillax right? Then get as much VODKA as you can possibly get! This will make you feel like the happy person you want to become! Get as much as you can afford. If you are underage and can't drink vodka, I suggest you go to the nearest gas station and ask for cheeseburger.

THERE ARE SOME OTHER POSSIBLE ITEMS TOO. CAN ALSO BE A GOOD ITEM ON . HOWEVER, BECAUSE YOU HAVE AA AND YOU HAVE ENUFF RAGE, YOU WON'T NEED IT. HOWEVER IT'S STILL A VIABLE CHOICE BECAUSE PENGUINS LIVE IN RUSSIA. YOU ALSO WANT TO KEEP IN MIND THAT IS A VERY EXPENSIVE ITEM. IF YOU HAVE ENOUGH MINERALS, YOU CAN SPEND YOUR RP ON ONE TOO. OF COURSE YOU COULD ALWAYS ASK RIOT FOR A LOAN BUT I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT THE BANK WILL GIVE YOU MONEY WITH YOUR CURRENT RECORD.

Vladimir is op

It's ok, even if is op it doesn't matter. You are underpowered, and you will never be able to beat a . There is only one way you can do it, and i'll tell you right now...

BECAUSE VLAD MAKES YOU MAD OF HOW OP HE IS, YOU MAKE SURE THAT EVERYTIME HE KILLS YOU YOU GET MORE ANGRY THUS INCREASING YOUR RAGE TO OVER 9000 AND DESTROYING VLAD!!!!!

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may spin2win, but spans2wan =)

You belong in a museum! (aka. Laning Phase and 1v1 Combat)

If possible, during champion select immediately instalock and say "mid or feed". If your team composition is anywhere that's not decent, press the surrender button. It's usually not there, but if you use your imagination correctly, it's the X button on the top right corner of the LoL client. Press that and you successfully surrendered that match (or as the noobs call it "queue dodging"). I don't see how it's queue dodging. If queue was flying at my face I would have to dodge that too, but it doesn't so ya =P

First thing you want to do in lane is buy your and move in to mid lane. If an ally of yours is also walking that way, immediately go to baron's spawn point and afk for 15 minutes. Once baron spawns, jump back into mid lane and gank for your team. This will ensure a kill for the enemies (and with any luck, your own team). If your team rages at you just say "me no comprehend" and continue on with your kliling sprees.

While in mid lane (or any lane in fact), make sure you get the minions very low, BUT DON'T KILL THEM.

Let your own minions (or your turret) kill the enemy minions. This way the money is donated to charity and the needy ones will be able to afford a computer and start playing LoL on 9000 latency and an fps so pro it runs slower then powerpoint on Windows `95!

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You are , although quite weak and feeble, don't show any mercy against a target. You already look weak, but you want to hide your inner skills until the moment is ready. As soon as you believe you are able to get a kill, time your moving in position and follow these advanced steps:

First, distract target...
Then, block blind jab...
Counter with cross to left cheek...
Discombobulate
Dazed - Will attempt Wild Hay maker,
Employ elbow block and body shot...
Block Feral left...
Weaken right Jaw - now fracture,
Break cracked ribs...
traumatize solar plexus...
Dislocate Jaw entirely,
Heel Kick to Diaphragm.

If these steps were followed, your target will have their ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm hemorrhaging. Their recovery involves a spawn time of 6 weeks and full health regeneration in 6 months.

The enemy has lost an ally since games are usually few years long. With one person dead, go ahead and kill another opponent using this second skill tactic (because the enemy will know what you're doing since they saw you do it before). Apply these steps:

First, distract target...
Then, block blind jab...
Counter with cross to left cheek...
Discombobulate
Dazed - Will attempt Wild Hay maker,
Employ elbow block and body shot...
Block Feral left...
Weaken right Jaw - now fracture,
Break cracked ribs...
traumatize solar plexus...
Dislocate Jaw entirely,
Heel Kick to Diaphragm.

If these steps were followed, your target will have their ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm hemorrhaging. Their recovery involves a spawn time of 6 weeks and full health regeneration in 6 months.

Now it's a legitimate mode of 2 champions dead on the enemy team. Now you want to kill the third person for the triple kill! Follow these steps!

First, distract target...
Then, block blind jab...
Counter with cross to left cheek...
Discombobulate
Dazed - Will attempt Wild Hay maker,
Employ elbow block and body shot...
Block Feral left...
Weaken right Jaw - now fracture,
Break cracked ribs...
traumatize solar plexus...
Dislocate Jaw entirely,
Heel Kick to Diaphragm.

If these steps were followed, your target will have their ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm hemorrhaging. Their recovery involves a spawn time of 6 weeks and full health regeneration in 6 months.

Ok, now the enemy team will become smarter. With only two people alive on the enemy team, the tactic must be approached. Follow this step:

Good, now the enemy team is dead and you aced them! Now go back to your base and destroy your nexus, finishing the game!

Team Work

Because your team got a cold, you are a "one man army". Because 6 s are better then the freljordian team, you want to make sure that has his ultimate before you engage any fight. If you have your full build, you do not need any teamwork. Just challenge your team to a draft race and see who can get to the enemy spawn pool quickest. Whoever wins gets to offer the entire team a trip to California, Pluto.

have some faith in yourelf, you are able to solo an entire enemy team composition unless it involves trydnamere

Also, when you're done the game, make sure you don't touch yourself because that's very rude.

Conclusion

Enjoyed the trollamere guide? Well hopefully you had a good laugh out of that. Just make sure that whenever you see a you make sure you dive him in the nexus obelisk. Event hough he won't die, at least you made an attempt and you should feel proud of yourself. Tell your teammates who didn't focus that they are wimps because they can't even focus and kill a dam cow to feed their family. With any luck, your games will go out to become tremendously funny and you will enjoy life like a better tomorrow!